Captain Marble

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Derrick Van Order WI-(Drunk) is the kid in PE that always took a dodge ball to the face.

They are not serious people.

It’s great news that Vos is bowing out but Tyler August is just as sinister. And any other R is just Vos Lite.

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What’s your take, Dan? We know his conscience isn’t in turmoil. Higher aspirations? Bowing out before the GOP at every level takes a whooping’? His politics have been exposed and he’s all out of tricks?

Bring it on!

If this passes there will be a blue wave of registration, and it is our duty to inform the right wing echo chamber to ignore the hype and just show up to vote like they always have.

Then, we laugh.

I’ve decided to take a different approach with MAGA on socials, telling them all is well, ignore the hype and just show up to vote like any other time.
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Nobody asked this clown for an ID.

We’re working on it!

His constituents are bigly stupid. I live among them.

The first two are a hard no from this progressive boomer.

These times call for JB Pritzker.

It’s all about the assists.

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I will not “like” this skeet because I do not like this skeet.

But I very much like you so keep it up.

I’m not saying, but I’m just saying…

You know this dickhead drops his pants to his ankles when he pees!

Universal Basic Income would cure many societal ailments, am I right @jaredryansears.bsky.social ?

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Every catalog goes straight to the trash bin.

An American Whorer Story.

We thought it was patriotic. Turns out it was a defense mechanism against equal opportunity.

The tyrannical government they’ve feared all along is the one advancing the social contract.

“Education is the most reliable investment America can make.”

What??!! Fuck that noise. I’m ready for a little good trouble.

Motion to shave their heads, strip them naked, and parade them thru the public square as we spit on them.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
With all due respect, what the fuck are you two doing? We cannot afford to wait for the next election to fix this shit. If you’re not up to the task, step aside so that someone with balls can.
The time for excuses is over. #DoYourJob #ActNow

Patients typically receive regular MRI monitoring to check for ARIA (brain swelling).

We can only hope.

Hey everyone, stop what you’re doing and read this 👇

I’ll throw in a case Driftless Glenn AND a case of J Henry bourbon.