Democracy Manifest

The day before they split pope blessed albos mother

God has spoken.

(I am atheist)

Obviously they’re still waiting for the pre polls

may as well have an electoral college at that point and lets paint our flag red, white and blue while we're at it

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Sky news rn:

lol

yeah but how damien thinks it's the "corrupt woke left" is funny bro salty af

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bro rn

I said this to my friends after the election and i'll say it now

"The opposition did badly this election"

WHAT OPPOSITION There is not opposition left.

#Auspol #AusPol #auspol

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they'll be like chris pratt in the jurassic world movie trying to mediate the two

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#Auspol #AusPol #auspol

No one:
Not a single soul:

LnP rn:

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Queensland lnp rn
#Auspol #AusPol #auspol

Win I meant win idk why that auto corrected

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#auspol #Auspol #AusPol

My reaction to the big sun this evening that wasn’t a defeat that was a FUCKING MASSACRE

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One nation and trumpet voters after hearing Julian Assanges support of albo

#Auspol #AusPol #auspol

Nah nah you’re forgetting skipper kowalski Rico and private, that’s who the tariffs are targeting

I am in the middle of labor and greens 💀

I’ll look into it

My favourite part was when Dutton say I AM DOGE then started dogeing all over the place, truely one of the politicians of all time

We’ll become like the Dutch and the spice trade but with wagyu beef instead

100%

I think I figured out why trump did it. Clearly skipper kowalski Rico and private are hiding out on the islands and therefore are putting tariffs in place to stop what ever hijynx they’re up to

We should absorb the Japanese beef industry so that only Australia is producing Wagyu beef, that way we’d have the best and beat them in our wagyu Cold War

By the way the actual post I made on my account was made before I saw this so sorry if it seems like I am attention seeking, I am not sorry bro 💀

See they love us

I think we should take this opportunity to annex the lovely country of @heardislandgov.bsky.social so it can become our cherished 7th state, the people there love us and they want independence from the penguins and they won’ give it to them, we can provide them with their protection.👊🇦🇺🔥
#Auspol

I think we should take this opportunity to annex the lovely country of Heard Island & McDonald Islands so it can become our cherished 7th state, the people there love us and they want independence from the penguins and they won’ give it to them, we can provide them with their protection.👊🇦🇺🔥

Won’t somebody please think of the penguins

We have the best satire in country maybe the world, nobody has ever had satire as good as us nobody (also in trump imbecile font)

Their top exports are British songs from the 60s -70s, 2 movies about penguins tap dancing, 1 about surfing and a defunct very popular online children’s game