That’s crepe parenting
17.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Interesting strategy - could throw them for a (toe) loop
16.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Take an (ox)bow
16.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And she thought she could just skate on by?
13.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bespoke, or off the shelf?
12.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He’s probably got hose in different area codes.
11.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
But they used to be decent at stationary
09.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
But, but that would make the other bit “Lesser America” - you genius, you!
09.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
It’s kind of halfway there.
09.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Took a while before it bugsed someone
09.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your guts are all mixed up
09.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just carrion, honey
08.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ah, but Reece, a good heart these days is hard to find. (Smoking out the 80s crew.)
08.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You were watching a pelican? What are you - a storker?
08.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
It’s the 1/3 of American voters who voted for Trump, and the >1/3 of American voters who couldn’t see what was in plain sight and didn’t vote.
07.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
07.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 17870 🔁 4484 💬 251 📌 111
He’ll face a much less peri perilous end.
07.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also, not what they mean when they say “We’ll just let that one slide, shall we?”
07.02.2026 11:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, no more shady fumbling?
07.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I didn’t realize that they’d traded away James Harden.
05.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hegseth and RFK?
03.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Parton?
31.01.2026 10:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The acton was a little dubious in those.
31.01.2026 10:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You can tell it when he Bachs
31.01.2026 04:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Il Dulce!
29.01.2026 11:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Almost without resorting to violins too
27.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I think you’ve made a boo-boo with this one
26.01.2026 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not crooked enough
26.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do those group stages, we’ll welcome the fans. Boycott the rest.
24.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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