Baffled Onlooker

Somebody switch the sun on for goodness sake.

The guitar played by late rock legend Kurt Cobain on the anthemic grunge track "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is going under the hammer next month.

The 1966 Fender Mustang is among a treasure trove of instruments and musical memorabilia that will be up for sale
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Nowhere is safe.

He's not making the top ten.

🐶 No haven't heard anything back from employers which means I'll end up being a pet rather than a working dog. 🐑🐕

So blooming dark today I had to walk around wearing a miner's hat to fight off the depression.

The reviews are in.

I thought Oscar Bobb was one of the Waltons.

- All the better to hear you grandma.
- You're Marco Rubio! Get out! 🐺🪓

That Marco Rubio has got Dumbo ears.

He's going to find out what a bit of stick is.

The sunshine has returned after days of daylight deprived dullness. 🌞

I'd rather have a bowl of soup than put the heating on.

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Xabi Alonso has left Real Madrid.

Plugged in so he re ch-ch-charges.

Plastic pitches can get to Falkirk.

Explainer: Was the US capture of Venezuela's president legal? The U.S. captured Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro in a military operation early on Saturday morning, culminating a months-long pressure campaign by President Donald Trump's administration that drew condemnation from some international leaders.

Explainer: Was the US capture of Venezuela's president legal? reut.rs/4pZvUfT

Oh war please, what fresh hell is this?

Squib games.

😊 Ears like cobras.

They must be going for next year's FIFA Peace Prize.

Paul Doyle sentenced over LFC parade crash - court updates Paul Doyle, 54, tearfully pleaded guilty to a total of 31 charges on the day he was due to stand trial

BREAKING: Paul Doyle sentenced to 21 years and six months in prison
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London politics can be dull and lifeless but it's five Brent tonight. 👍

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That should have been a penalty to Juventus but they didn't get it. #BOLJUV

It's as dark as the night out there and it's only 10 past 2.

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The Earth on that trophy looks like a Christmas pudding.

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#WorldCupDraw ⚽ Yawn

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FIFA peace prize?

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She's tall, it's a bit like Fleetwood and Fox.