Blackthorn

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.

Hitman developers reveal how they chose the series' iconic locations – 'what's the most complex social event we could imagine at the time?' "What's the most complex social event we could imagine at the time?"

Some interesting comments from the devs here about how each level of 2016's Hitman was meant to fulfil a different spy movie fantasy.

Paris is Bond, Sapienza is Mission Impossible, Marrakesh is Jason Bourne, and so on.
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Nuremberg II

perhaps the most egregious thing that happened with the Future Class was when The Game Awards took money from Old Spice in the name of the FC & simply... pocketed it

it wasn't used to fund Future Class initiatives, it wasn't used to help lift marginalised developers

they just profited from us

I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol

goth butts in fishnets

I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia

childhood is having a sensible chuckle when vinesauce joel speeds up limp bizkit rollin
adulthood is curating a folder of nightcore MP3s downloaded from youtube dot com because what if the internet dies and you don't have sped up eurodance to send you back to the last time everything felt okay

honestly I don't think it'd even have to be a colossal failure.

GTA6 even just moderately underperforming relative to the gargantuan expectations attached to it would probably do a lot to course-correct some things

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lol. lmao even

fwiw there were two other games but only in Japan

Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Future Class was never a 30under30 type award, celebrating inviduals' hard work, and it wasn't a mentorship program, trying to make the space better for anyone. It was a vestige of corporate marketing that Keighley wheeled out every year so he could claim he was "giving something back" to the space.

record-breaking levels of cope

Over 500 Hours Pokemon X Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Pokemon Moon Animal Crossing New Horizons Animal Crossing New Leaf

Over 100 Hours Smash Bros. for 3DS Splatoon 3 Smash Ultimate Pokemon Y Rocket League Minecraft Pokemon Ultra Sun The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Nintendo 64 NSO F-Zero 99 Pokemon Shield Super Mario Odyssey Mario Kart 8 Deluxe SNES NSO The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Tetris 99 Pokemon Gold Stardew Valley

Over 50 Hours Skyrim Fantasy Life Persona 5 Royal Vampire Survivors Splatoon 2 Fortnite Fire Emblem Awakening Pokemon Legends Arceus GBA NSO Metroid Prime Trilogy Smash Bros. for WiiU Pokemon Sun Dragon Quest 11 S Mario Kart 8 Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble Advance Wars 1+2 Reboot Camp Super Mario 3D All-Stars Hollow Knight Mario Kart 7 GB NSO Octopath Traveler Streetpass Mii Plaza Kirby and the Forgotten Land Mario Kart World Donkey Kong Bananza

so that new playtime tracker's pretty neat

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Mamdani referencing Mario Cuomo's "you campaign in poetry but govern in prose" is the "i fucked your mom" of acceptance speeches

A+ hater energy. Just stunting on the whole lineage to run up the scoreboard

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

Okay, now everyone gets to line up on the Brooklyn Bridge and huck trash at Cuomo like the climax of Spider-Man (2002).

the 5 boroughs explained in one graphic

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

the gop tried to sling mud at several dem candidates this cycle with 'and they support VIOLENCE and want to KILL REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS!' and voters broadly went 'oh shit for real?' and pulled their lever

ok it's actually kinda wild to realize PS5 still hasn't outsold the GBA considering the latter only had like a 3 year lifespan

I don't think every review should be written by someone who's already a fan of the genre/series, but I do think there's gotta be a middleground where the person reviewing a game is at least *open* to liking it and that is ... not the vibe you get from that first paragraph

this is in fact the ideal way to learn this news

[trying to make people hate an extremely likeable guy]: have you heard about his hot wife