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Just kidding you don't get a choice
i lied about the tweet btw i was thinking of the meme

"I want you to make me hate it" living rent free rn

"Can we just... pretend like it's the first time?" I am SICK about Ekko Arcane

FFXIV Doodle: Buttwiggle

Mata-chan is a miqo'te, and who is also dragoon. She targets her "prey" through a "pouncing calibration" before making the jump. (And also overcoming her personal constant fear of heights.)

#ffxiv #miqo'te #Negimata

So Folie à Deux is toxic yuri right. With a trans butch clown and a high femme clown.

Anyways I think I just watched a queer psychological horror film featuring dark clown erotica.

* a top tier fictional biopic. I am rooting for her. Supporting women's wrongs!!!

Fr tho if u take out all the clown shit this is a fictional biopic about a trans anarchist dyke. Or keep the clown shit but idk it makes it weird horny don't come at me

I am so entertained 10/10 experience I should watch more movies like this

(for legal reasons this is a joke) (for horny reasons it's not) (but am I joking?)

Help I'm being seduced by she/her joker. Also took an edible btw.

Wow I bet this won so many Oscars (both clown and nonclownverse versions)

There are actually so many clowns in this movie was not expecting that

Oh yeah I've seen this gif this is so powerful in context.

# justslapstickclownthings don't worry about it (you should worry about it)

I love this for her. She should get this as a treat. (Murdering her mom to gain freedom in her life.)

THE. DRAMA.

This movie rules??? Like actually?? I don't know shit about the Joker but I love trans girlie Arthur and I want good things for her

HOW COULD SHE FORGET ABOUT THE CLOWN REVOLUTION

Holy shit wait is there actually a significant population of clowns in Gotham. Was my wife not joking when she said there were 32 different clown agencies in the city

This movie is so good. The drama!!! 😲 clown discrimination!!!! The lesbianism !!!! I'm gonna be sad that I never get to watch this movie again.

This rules I love her so much and you'll just have to trust me I am SO good at jokes. This should be a podcast "my wife and I watch media and make it gayer".

Yes I am hella stoned rn and just hit the bong again.

No spoilers literally all I knew about this movie an hour ago was "not Jared Leto, not happy, social commentary" and all of those facts I did in fact learn 1 hour ago from my wife, who was aghast to learn I hadn't seen this movie (she wanted to watch the new one).

Holy shit we are 39 minutes in and Joker (2019) might be the greatest movie of all time.
SPECIFICALLY the live action fanfiction that I am narrating for me and my wife as I watch it for the first time where Arthur is an autistic trans girl in the tumblr clown universe (affectionate).

Decided I'm ready for my Wife Guy era and my gf said yes c: i love her so much ;_;

Sometimes I forget that I really do like being outside*.
(* In reasonable weather, with no other pressing obligations and minimal bugs.)

It's 420 sumwhere but rn it's my birthday, I'm 3 hours in to a shroom trip, and the pizza just got here

saturday night d&d was canceled so i kicked off the last week of my twenties by getting blazed and making a ffxiv profit calculator for ROI on single mat crafted items and npc vender resales while watching dungeon meshi. i don't think 20 year old me would complain about that.

I assure you that I am not any better at this in Savage

[ 2021 repost ]

[ #ffxiv | ffxiv art | ffxiv comic | miqo'te | just PUG things ]

tbh when all else fails a shower & a spliff will fix me. idk probably something to do with balancing fire earth air and water.