Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵

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Only Queenslanders drink XXXX because that's what they deserve 😂😂

<runs for the door>

They're actually slightly different volumes if my memory serves

A middy is based on millilitres, and a pot is, i think, a half pint, which isn't metric

Basically the same, yes. But not exactly. Pretty sure I've remembered that correctly although I'm sure someone on the internet will correct me 😂

*longer than this. Stoopid autocarrot.

Was at the Lunar Lanes CNY Festival last night (as an event medic). They had a dude who was a beatboxer perform. He was on for ages actually; way liner than this. He was actually really good. Dunno how they do this stuff using only their face 🙌😱

The rest of the world feels much the same way about your entire country

"Risk?"

🥴

Can we do this the 'old school' way the royals did it?

Agree, absolutely, but mostly because we don't pay them enough to go, so you see where I'm coming from, yeah?

Volunteers save lives with 'first aid, but on steroids' In parts of rural and remote New South Wales, groups of volunteers are brushing up on high-level first aid skills to become first responders when an ambulance crew cannot.

This is brilliant. Great idea

And I have only one criticism of it.

Why the fuck aren't we PAYING people to do this? We 100% should.

It's incredible to me that, as a society, we choose to constantly defer saving our own lives to others 'good will'

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Wondering about that /k/ insignia on his chest?

Basically it's a 4chan 'joke'

These guys think what they're doing is fucking hilarious 🤬

Can we do this the 'old school' way the royals did it?

Agree, absolutely, but mostly because we don't pay them enough to go, so you see where I'm coming from, yeah?

Wondering about that /k/ insignia on his chest?

Basically it's a 4chan 'joke'

These guys think what they're doing is fucking hilarious 🤬

About right

"Risk?"

🥴

He's not worth 50p

😂

No cake except the one we make 🧁✊

😂

Volunteers save lives with 'first aid, but on steroids' In parts of rural and remote New South Wales, groups of volunteers are brushing up on high-level first aid skills to become first responders when an ambulance crew cannot.

This is brilliant. Great idea

And I have only one criticism of it.

Why the fuck aren't we PAYING people to do this? We 100% should.

It's incredible to me that, as a society, we choose to constantly defer saving our own lives to others 'good will'

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

The rest of the world feels much the same way about your entire country

*longer than this. Stoopid autocarrot.

Was at the Lunar Lanes CNY Festival last night (as an event medic). They had a dude who was a beatboxer perform. He was on for ages actually; way liner than this. He was actually really good. Dunno how they do this stuff using only their face 🙌😱

Not sure you can 100% force it, but at times I've added '.com.au' as its own search term along with the words I wanted, and it usually brings up the aussie sites first.

The high heels are NOT tactical attire 😂

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Morning Rob

He can be arrested an extradited last i checked

Deflection all over at the moment. No bread, just circuses.

For the cheap seats right up the back

📣 ANDREW IS NOT BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE 📣

His 'arrest' is 100% a curated and strategic legal COMPROMISE (which he's agreed to) so he can be removed from the Royal Family without dredging up all the child rape stuff

THIS ISN'T JUSTICE

IT'S A DEFLECTION

Fuck

Always was.. throw the peasants a crumb, keep ‘em happy and BAU continues.

Exactly so