Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵

Anika Wells refers herself to independent watchdog over expenses affair The embattled communications minister’s $95,000 flights to New York, among other travel perks and expenses, will be investigated.

Monkey prediction (ie. not fun fact)

The ONLY reason she'd do this is she KNOWS that actual accountability at a Federal level is an absolute joke

Calling it now. Bookmark it

The only people being played is us

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"Taken on"?

🤡

Here is YouTube's actually response to the ban. Emailed to me bc I have a child under 16

Short version. YouTube is now LESS safe for kids because ONLY the parental controls have been disabled

Fuck

This cunt is an utter moron

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Lolz

That's not how evidence works

You can't produce evidence of a 'not thing'

And laws that restrict people's freedoms should NOT be based on nothing, which these laws are

The burden of proof is on the person making the claim, or the law

Pluh-ease, my guy 🙄

We're done here

Both sides of US politics are 'all in' on Zionist Israel

100%. Decent Americans have no choice, politically.

This is exactly WHY Israel is 'allowed' to perpetrate genocide. The ONLY reason

Also, a big fuck you to anyone who thinks Kamala would have been any different 🖕

Or Venezuelan fisherman

This, very seriously, is the ONLY time I've been desperately grateful both my boys are very neurodiverse

They WILL NOT be conscripted, if it comes to that. And it might

Weird and very sad way to find a happiness in that, but that's how fucked the world seems to be right now

Damn this is hard

After what I've seen from LAboR over the last fews years, I honestly can.

Every single one of LaBor'S current front bench would slot very comfortably into a front bench seat under the Howard Government.

EVERY SINGLE ONE

I can't believe they went through with the AUKUS deal. Fucking Muppets

No, lazy

Start again. What is 'a law'

Put simply, it's a social contract; we all agree to limit our liberty for the betterment of society. For all of us NOT to do a thing, it needs to benefit us in another way

Show me ANY evidence blocking 13-16 yr olds from social HELPS anyone

I'll fucking wait

Christ on crutches. We are annexed and being lined up as Aunt Sallys in next US war-for-arms profit. Going on since Vietnam in my life and Korea before that.

Forget 'laws'

Please point the room to literally ANY actual evidence that banning kids from social media, between the ages of 13 and 16, makes ANY appreciable difference to anything

Because that's why we're doing this, apparently

It's <checks notes > bullshit

It's already happening to people

They're reporting it

Standby

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I hate LaBoR so much

Morrison over delivered on his predictable shitfuckery. Hated every minute, but it was never a surprise

These cunts directly lied about invalid mothers and 'leave no one behind' and governmental transparency

Actually banning everyone until they prove their 'adults'. If you haven't got them yet, wait. You will.

This was always the goal

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A braver cartoon would have him grabbing her 'by the pussy'

We NEED more bravery

Lean in, everyone

As we (adults) are all now getting age verification messages to use our socials, NOW you see the real game

Murdoch/s hates social. They can't control the narrative

So they told LaBoR to do this bc they KNEW the real impact would be to discourage adults from sharing their personal data

Angry much?

Never

Yeah. Exactly.

Except the other tattoo guy was trying to be 'all professional' with his client - as they do/should - while the other four dudes made him look like an absolute dick 😂😂

Still makes me giggle

It was VERY funny

😂😂😂

Actually that sounds way more plausible

As we (adults) are all now getting age verification messages to use our socials, NOW you see the real game

Murdoch/s hates social. They can't control the narrative

So they told LaBoR to do this bc they KNEW the real impact would be to discourage adults from sharing their personal data

Angry much?

Same government that is currently doing to the NDIS what Robodebt did to disadvantaged Australians

Rince and repeat. Weaponised cruelty enacted through algorithms

THEY. DO. NOT CARE.

More 'outsourcing humans to AI' awesomeness.

🥴

Totes Adorbs Cthulhu

Right, I get this description 🙏 🙌

Quantum mechanics is still (scientifically valid) illogical bonkers nonsense

But this is the simplest articulation of 'the gap' I've heard

Not rushing you

'Enjoy the ride'

<Nah don't get up, I'll see myself out>

Federal LAboR has NO opposition

And THAT is 1000% the fucking problem.

That's a Blue Tick feature on X

Pretty sure.

Love to see the finished product

Side bar

One tattoo studio I went to had a 'punk you' policy

Matt (my artist) winks that shit is going down. Across from us another artist is using hand san before starting

They swapped the whole bottle for lube

He rubbed his hands for 5 minutes before our giggling told him he got nailed 😂😂🤣🤣