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I could eat so many crescents while wearing this.

Pokémon Go screenshot showing a Sudowoodo being appraised by Candela for Team Valor with perfect stats. There is a black square covering Candela’s eyes protecting her privacy.

I have been blessed. 🥹

Nobody calls Long Island “the panhandle of New York”

No but for real, I’m looking forward to this. The cast looks cool, I like YA stuff, and I like Star Trek.

Poster looks like garbage tho.

Star Trek: Oops all Wesleys!

Hot New Meme Changes Hearts And Minds Old man carrying sticks: "i wish i could meet someone who lives in the Well" Well Boy: "Hello!"

FWIW I was kinda hoping they would put them in cargo pants like they did with Red Squad the DS9 episode Valiant.

Kids still wear cargo pants, right?

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise, point of view from the captains chair looking forward. Sulu is at his station just ahead and looking back at us if to say "are you seeing this shit?" Beyond Sulu is the main view screen, where Abraham Lincoln is pictured in a large chair with space behind him. Closed caption reads, "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN."

The weather on Park Ave is so much nicer than downtown due to Park’s green spaces, and the downdraught effect from the tall buildings downtown.

A black white and gray rock dove sitting on a dirty concrete pad eyed half shut. It is looking very cozy.

27° and snowing downtown.

And look at how cozy this little guy is.

They made my take off my Spock pin to go through the security screening this morning.

At least I hope they thought it was cool.

I can't read this string of questions without imagining them all being asked by Jonathan Frakes in a smashcut

pantone's color of the year, "cloud dancer", a dull shade of white here illustrated by a person wearing ridiculous white pants

pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES

fuck

Earlier tonight on the way back from grabbing some groceries my custom station on AAPL music played Insane Clown Posse followed by Culture Club.

Can’t explain how but it worked.

Apple Music Replay for 2025 showing my top 2 artists: 1. Yello 2. Yellow Magic Orchestra

How does this even happen?

🍋🌼🍌🧈🟨

I don’t think we should all go back to the office tho. Oh no no no no no.

Reporting for jury duty I realized something. It’s such a pain in the ass, but I sort of miss having to wake up, put on real people clothing, and be somewhere.

The coffee just hits different when you’re walking through the ice at 8:30 am.

WFH has made me soft.

Why didn’t they want to share their get rich quick crypto scheme with Dirk Van Schitteatterr of the Dutch East India company? 🥺

Anyway not sure what my point is here. I guess scammers are targeting people based on having uncommon ethnic last names.

Scammers do be scamming.

Also after a few volleys, it became obvious to me I was talking to an LLM, so it wasn’t even that fun to mess around.

Anyway after a few messages they asked me if I knew myself, like they had my ~full name~.
I told them “of the wench you mention, I know her not”

But it did occur to me that the reason they were texting me was because I have a distinctly Indonesian surname.

Turns out my mom got the same text.

So some pig butchering scammer sent me a text tonight asking if I had plans to go back to Indonesia.

I decided to fuck around a bit and I texted them back pretending to be an 18th century merchant sailor with the Dutch East India company. You know, as you do.

Why are the kids now using ~that part~ of Fleetwood Mac’s Silver Springs in their tik toks?

Are they trying to kill me?

Untitled Piplup Game

Excel is a prison.

I can’t believe people are still using VLOOKUP when we have XLOOKUP.

People rightfully snark on luxury brands but at least Marc Jacobs has a sense of humor.

🌧😷BAD NAP😷🌧

Mom put some pictures of us from Thanksgiving through one of those cartoon AI filters.

I think we are going to need to have to have A Talk.

I’m on standby for Jury Duty this week. If I get called in what’s the vibe? Whats everyone wearing?