frood 🔨

“This is where the story really starts” just kind of a stupid thing to put in a script.

about 90 id say

ive gotten pretty good at looking at the sears tower and gauging the aqi off how blurry it is

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olive shaking down lube wrestling sign ups at the bar

the power in the hallway is back on and instead it is out in my unit

we need to hang out so I can tell you about the biggest fuckboy I’ve ever met

I remember seeing these pears and laughing at the gallery description which was basically like “these pears are clearly gay”

did u go to the invention of homosexuals exhibit

they’re hatching :)

my apt hallway light has been out for two weeks now so this is what it looks like when i bring people over

and very serious minded

everyone at museum security agrees i am looking at the art in the most respectful way

getting on the subway and an employee on the other side of the turnstile stops me before i can pay and says “just hold on mama” and then reaches over and swipes me in with her card and says “you have a good day” so unfortunately new york i am quite charmed by you

my grandpa would always try to pickpocket me when we would go on trips to teach me a lesson but i always caught him so the only thing i learned was that pickpocketing isn’t real

visiting my friend in new york and she’s given me a list of fun things to do in the city like “pick up olay moisturizing body wash”

update!

cherries :)

the names frog,

omg my sister and I walked into cara cara at like 1 bc they’re doing a daytime cafe now and sat down ordered a drink and started doing the crossword and then at 1:40 he was like “I can ring you up” and I asked abt how long they’ve been doing this and that’s how I learned they CLOSE AT 1

moving in

caterpillar on my dill

visited the ominous cube

MF Shop

sometimes sitting in a hot car really hits

yea but I haven’t picked up the sequels so maybe it’s time

i need recs for books bc i 100% intend on getting this hat