On this day I hath been blessed with free fried pickles

HSA really saving my ass rn

Grandpa is playing a dance remix of Disturbed sound of silence cover fb reel on full volume on his ipad and I’m trying not to lose my marbles

My body craves Taco Palenque

Chicken and rice is that girl she never lets me down

Don’t want tiktok to get banned but def won’t miss getting stuck on dead dog tiktok

There are several toddlers on this flight and one of them is my father

I like my sootcase 👍
I do not like traveling with my father 👎

I don’t want to work I want to yap

I was ruthless and stole a tabletop fire pit from my coworker who had just stolen it from someone else

Technically this is the staff gift exchange but people brought expensive whiskey last year and completely ignored the $25 limit

If I end up with the Bath and Body works set at the White Elephant again I will scream

I love remembering that I took an edible after forgetting that I took an edible