@astro-bat.bsky.social
Blogger, gamer, artist, coding novice. she/them - 34 - Canadian Tumblr: tentakrule Call me Sarah if that's easier.
R: 5 Seinfeld is the name of the show. The character that is commonly referred to as Seinfeld is actually Seinfeld's monster.
05.10.2025 05:45 β π 21 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0THE FIRST LEAF CRUNCH
oh my goshness
GORGEOUS πππ
04.10.2025 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0these emails have seen me dodging 'well' harder than my first antidepressant
04.10.2025 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good god every day is hell in this timeline
04.10.2025 01:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hussy? slut? get you someone who can do both
28.07.2025 15:06 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
A friend sent me a lovely birthday present in the mail (repost, sorry)
28.07.2025 15:47 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 2 π 3
working on a pet portrait commission, and going full-on 80s Sears lazer portrait with it
28.07.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)
19.05.2025 01:45 β π 3877 π 422 π¬ 54 π 18
A brown bunny sits on a leash in a parking lot next to a "Temporary parking space" sign. The background shows cubby storage units and greenery during night.
17.07.2025 16:41 β π 2389 π 273 π¬ 20 π 5
πΏβοΈ healer πΏβοΈ
(my full piece for the DA Flower Zine - anders was always going to go with chamomile for me, it being medicinal herb and associated with strength in adversity :") )
Behold! It's my greasy necromancer Magus Balthorne. More info on the tumblr post:
www.tumblr.com/tentakrule/7...
27.06.2025 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i made the best fucking coffee this morning, It's like getting sexily slapped in the face by vanilla
26.06.2025 12:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
working on my oc Balthorne's character sheet, but got his cunty pose down so I'm taking a break to share
26.06.2025 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.facebook.com/share/r/16N4...
Jeff Goldblum is just making very niche softcore porn for people w daddy kinks now and frankly, I appreciate that.
bad day binging Jeff Goldblum and munchkin cat videos
21.06.2025 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A green duck puppet speaks into a megaphone next to a blue-haired puppet in a safety vest. Caption reads: βAttention, freaks. Itβs me.β
this is what Posting feels like
17.06.2025 01:58 β π 6554 π 2327 π¬ 22 π 56
fire up the old penis flattener
20.06.2025 00:31 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0love is a fancy hotdog
20.06.2025 01:28 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0at least I still have you, Steam library of hundreds of games that I barely play. you would never leave me.
20.06.2025 00:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if anyone wants to either end me or give me $10000 now would be the time
19.06.2025 22:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
18.06.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Self-Learning Netflix Algorithm Produces Jeffrey Dahmer Stand-Up Special
Self-Learning Netflix Algorithm Produces Jeffrey Dahmer Stand-Up Special
theonion.com/self-le...
Thank youuuu!
18.06.2025 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I PASSED MY EXAAAAM. I'M NOW CERTIFIED IN CYBERSECURITY!
18.06.2025 16:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think the best part of going out on the town is getting to see everyone's cute dogs.
18.06.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If anyone here wants to add me on discord, it's tentakrule2589 or astrobato. Let's talk about anything or everything. My rl friends are too busy w work and kids to be fun.
14.06.2025 19:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we live in unpresidented times
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