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holy 💩 Connor McDavid (via B/R Ice)

A Bohemian Waxwing holds a red berry in its mouth while perching on small branches.

I just spotted our first Bohemian Waxwing of the fall. Waxwings are calendar birds, not only for the pin-up looks, but their annual appearances and disappearances turn the pages of our seasons. #birds

Think you’re not eligible for a free COVID shot in Alberta? Double check, experts urge | CBC News Health experts are urging Albertans to double check if they qualify for a free COVID-19 shot, warning the province’s controversial fall immunization campaign is sparking ongoing confusion.

Think you’re not eligible for a free COVID shot in #Alberta? Double check, experts urge
Alberta government says 150,187 doses administered for free so far this season

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Weekend news update:

To the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

🎵There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heavennnnn

My contribution for Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day.

A Cybertruck in an outdoor parking lot, looking extra dumpstery with noticeably oxidized doors and something like a cope cage attached to the top.

You expecting a Ukrainian drone strike, bruh?

Bluesky profile for Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas) ▲Invalid Handle O followers O following 0 posts Senator from Texas Republican Bioguide: C001056 Congressional voting record Automated by AT Proto Votes Posts Replies Media Videos

lol

Magenta fushcia sunset on chinook clouds in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Chinook + sunset = gorgeous!

#Evening #BlueskyArtFeed #Photography #Art #NaturePhotography #Alberta #Canada #cdnpoli #ableg #abpoli #yyc #yeg #CanadaSky

😭😭 lmfaooo a canadian soccer final being played in a snowstorm is so ridiculous

1 Pluto: I've always wanted to wish upon a shooting star. 2 Star: Now's your chance Pluto. 3 Pluto: I wish you would stop shooting me. 4 Star, with gun shooting Pluto: And I wish you were a real planet, fucking nerd.

We made a comic about a shooting star.

Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall OTTAWA – Ministry of Transportation offices across Canada are once again finding themselves overrun with what has become a familiar sight each winter, as hundreds of thousands of Canadians must restar...

Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall

"POCKETS for DRESSES" using the Zohran for New York City meme generator, large orange text on a blue background, top font has red shadow

I'm late on the trend (as usual), but I didn't see this one.

Good for the #Riders and the #CFL. Imho, the most dedicated (sometimes weirdly so) fan base.

Holy crap, the #CFL has been amazing this year! So many of the games I've caught have been last minute thrillers.

An Alberta general strike raises many questions. Key among them are if — and when | CBC News What are the legalities around a general strike? What moves could the Alberta government take to stop it? And if it does go ahead, when should it happen?

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Frankenberry was the doctor, not the cereal

Elon Musk tweet “Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says ‘I will always love you’” with an AI illustration of a woman smiling

Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine

"Unrelated"

Jeff Goldblum wearing a mustard yellow and orange/tan collared jacket.

Flowers that match Jeff Goldblum’s aesthetic.

jeff goldbloom: thread

A red fox squirrel is perched on a telephone pole with a backdrop of autumn foliage.

Squirrel!

Nikon 1 V3
1 Nikkor 10-100mm f/4-5.6 VR PD-Zoom

If you are looking to make that move to #Canada if you are in Healthcare ⤵️

Archaeologists find 'unique' blood-red gemstone at Roman fort beyond Hadrian's Wall Archaeologists discovered the engraved gemstone at Bremenium, a fort north of Hadrian's Wall.

Archaeologists find 'unique' blood-red #gemstone at #Roman fort beyond Hadrian's Wall
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8% of the population descended from Genghis Khan? Nah. My theory is that Bob Khan, Horde Accountant, was just tagging along and happened to be really good at talking to women.

I enjoy telling people that we share about 50% of our DNA sequence with bananas.
Have a great day you wonderful, weird yellow fruits.

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Apparently, it is time for a change in my life again.

Lisa Simpson on a stage near a folding chair, saying to her family "Well, I'm just happy you guys all came up here to Calgary with me."

Bedard to his Hawks teammates after his 4 point night against the Flames:

I also think it didn't capture enough of the sheer absurdism that was part of the original charm.

*Amazon version

Strong agree! I wanted to like the Amazon so bad, but it just wasn't the same vibe for me.