Things will get better.

THE POORS ARE EATING HEALTHY FOOD

SEIZE THEM

71 degrees in Denver today.

Life with climate change is trying to square temporary pleasantness with long-term unease.

Is someone Wrong On The Internet? maybe. but a lot of that is coming from the fact that shit is real rough right now and everyone is hypervigilant and no one is sleeping, and I think if we try to see that in each other we can avoid a lot of friendly fire right now

Still my most Superb Owl composition, IMO.

Touching grass is not enough, I need ICE agents to be prosecuted.

I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

he's the forest gump of hitlers

This is literally how I learned that there's been a 15% drop in the price of an internet currency, presumably wiping out hundreds of millions of dollars of wealth. We do not live in a serious time.

don't want to start an OF, do want to construct a cursed ziggurat haunted by the spectres and monsters of my mind made material, peppered with deadly traps and mind bending truths but at the end you get a picture of my perfect tits

God Damn dude.

I don’t know, some stupid British bullshit, not my problem

How does that child simultaneously communicate that they know they are crushing it, but also feel a little embarrassed and put upon?

It's very funny that European civilization has been obliged to treat one set of bronze-age mideastern creation myths as unassailable historical facts because we have absolutely zero chill and need everything to be literal and correct.

This feels like the correct take on thie situation.

we're fighting a civil war right now but only one side knows that's what's happening and it's not the side I want to win

It’s gut-wrenching to step back and remember that this is all supposedly about fixing a problem that’s not a problem, something that has no tangible downside, where every argument falls apart quickly until you’re left with nothing else but “I am a racist person.”

orange cat curled up in my lap on the blankey

oh what a lovely way to wake up

Thank you for reaching out! I really appreciate you thinking of me. Yes I would love to keynote your conference, if I don’t get executed in cold blood on the street

the strawberry boys, for your nerves.

Somebody working on Gmail at Google is probably in deep shit this morning. All promo emails are going to my primary and my notifications are going nuts. Maybe an AI did it?

I am encountering this as well. Very disconcerting to suddenly be getting 5X the email notifications early on a Saturday morning.

I'm tired of being scared

It's humiliating but also somewhat poetic that the chosen avatar of American business genius shuffles into the world's preeminent economic forum like a stack of reeking pancakes and starts hollering ignorant schoolboy bullshit about WW2

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

That's not what he said.

really wish we'd opted against having the worst people in the world run my country

Is that good?