starknjarvis

li bowen standing in front of a window, staring at a plant on his left. he's wearing a baggy white buttondown and dark pants

how did jonathan bailey win sexiest man alive this year when we just had a new bucky movie

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll....that could kill you.

is it illegal to be a vampire and not be extra, will you die if you don't embrace dramatic bitch disease.

if you were a vampire you could make it big by working in a lab doing sample analysis. you'd immediately know if someone's got a disease, if their thyroid or whatever is off, you're cheaper than a centrifuge surely, you can make in house appointments, you'd have impeccable manners

ADHD king

Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work

#bonktober69 Day 29: Spanking!

We'll get these done in overtime! Here's Mochabelle

And baptized her painting in a large amount of blank white negative space a little bat done in soft Shades of Gray

Bat and Moon — Yamada Hōgyoku, c. 1830

oh i hateeee that

GOD the ai propaganda in the corporate world is overwhelming rn

frot

I can't stop it with the consentacle witches right now, sorry. It will pass eventually, maybe.

if she talked to a real therapist they’d talk about the questions she hasn’t *thought* to ask, not just spewing affirmations smdh

my sister uses it for therapy and for all her relationship issues and it is. so so cringe.

she’s like “it’s so profound” but it’s just validating all her decisions

sending you love!!!

The witch and her bookwyrm (2022) 💚📗

#nsfwart #pinup

MMF throuple art of the artist's OCs. Aelianus (Alan) is laying supine on Bennar's (Ben) body, Faeyanna (Fanny) is straddling Ben's body and she's wearing a metal strap. Everyone is naked (except for jewellery and strap) Aelianus is panting and tossing around, cum pooling on his abdomen and leaking from his hole where he's being double penetrated by his partners.

Exploration for an upcoming project!!! 👑⚔️❤️‍🔥
Just two doms fucking their sub's brains out (romantasy AU edition) 👀✨

And if you're confused by the metal harness' physics, no you're not 😇

#ocsky

reciting my mantra as I turn off every invasive setting on a device ("fuck you")

Give Xue Yang a Gun

#TheUntamed/ #CQL

#cdrama
#mdzs
#mxtx

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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of course!

just added you! i’m snj27 🙏🏻

Xiao Xingchen stands in an outdoors location, facing left, dressed primarily in white but for a black layer in between the white outer robe and white underrobe, and cradles a horsetail whisk in his left arm. The horsetail drapes down from over his elbow, and a white charm and tassel dangles from the other end of the wooden shaft that continues a few inches past his voluminous sleeve hidden hand.

#CQL #TheUntamed
#XiaoXingchen

Launching a new social media platform where, in addition to upvoting or downvoting a post, you can also topvote, bottomvote, strangevote, or charmvote it. Each of these options DOES affect the Algorithm, but exactly how is not publicly documented, leaving users to puzzle it out via trial and error.

Xiao Xingchen in a wedding robe with gold details and gold hair piece, his robe had slipped off his shoulders. He’s holding Song Lan’s face with his right hand and is smiling. Song Lan is reaching to hold his hand, also in red robes with gold details and gold hair piece. Song Lan is also smiling. There are little hearts over them.

This is explicit because Xxc’s shoulders are showing and Sl is smiling

Day 22; Wedding Night

#songxiao

tired of seeing things described as spicy when its the most tame, sexless shit imaginable 😭 stop taking the sex out of sex!!

for anyone fascinated by the louvre heist, i really recommend reading the art thief by michael finkel

tl;dr good museums will never be theft proof because you can’t be theft proof AND an engaging open experience for visitors, so most museums just hope you follow the law and societal code