pam tomatoes 👽

once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny

I like watching old episodes of SVU because you can see what kinds of things were shocking to these people at the time. Like this episode from 2005 where they're shocked by hate groups on the Internet.

What a time to be alive

Also everyone's ignoring the fact that you can actually just talk to people in public at any time.

like you can ask them to stop doing the thing because you are a person who is also in a shared public space. That's always an option lol

Yeah it's annoying but like also maybe buddy had their headphones stolen and just wants to listen to music.

I've overheard some pretty stupid conversations in public: what's so bad about somebody else's music for a few minutes lol?

I make this same face in meetings when I'm not the one talking.

but the 500 focus groups we showed 12 different cuts of the movie to told us people would flock to the theatres. PEOPLE!

Bland lighting, bland framing, decisions made in post. What's not to love about this!?!?

I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...

Facebook post from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers official page that reads "well at least the sun will explode one day and none of this will matter."

Me every day

every single time I'm watching something on Tubi I'm assaulted by whatever is going on in this man's mouth during each commercial break

The big teeth guy from the trivago commercial *can* hurt you and you *should* be scared.

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

did I read right that the kid needs dental surgery?

That's an extremely underwhelming response by the police to put it lightly

you know that thing where a piece of journalism is labelled as an opinion piece and it's written like an opinion piece and it's presented like an opinion piece and still people on social media call it biased reporting because their media literacy zero?

What a wild thing.

A Facebook advertisement for St. Johns Ravenscourt.

Jeez, you buy the fancy corned beef at The store one time and all of a sudden Facebook thinks you're rich.

A small Jack Russell terrier named Truman humping his frog toy while Saving Private Ryan is on TV in the background.

Watching Saving Private Ryan with Truman the dog is interesting, to say the least.

this person's been living rent free in my head for two months 🥲

we don't even need comedy anymore because real life is hilarious (in the most unfunny way)

Good morning to everybody except people who confidently misidentify regular Internet content as AI and then refuse to correct themselves when they're told they're wrong.

a piece of paper with "Flip over for valuable information about BOFA" written on it.

a piece of paper with "BOFA DEEZ NUTS" written on it.

Leaving notes to the people who keep rifling through my car because I'm a little over it

they know full-well that Doug Ford isn't the Prime Minister of Ontario and this is them obscuring Canada to the American public.

The G in Ghostbusters is soft. It's a soft G.

"why do you attack allies"

says the man....attacking his....allies?

I enjoy that voice-to-text at first thinks I'm talking about the 1958 Duane Eddy song Rebel Rouser and not using the term "rabble rouser"

I think there are some rabble rousers on Bluesky that are consistently targeting credible voices on the left.

I don't think I can prove it, but do I think it's happening.

It's the Joe-Blows with a high follower counts but no paper trail of proven credibility.

"I can excuse a Nazi tattoo but I draw the line of being suspicious of a man with a Nazi tattoo."

This is what this sounds like.

White Nationalism in Canada: Organized, Emboldened, and Growing Canada’s white nationalist movement has consolidated into a network that includes three key branches: Diagolon, the propaganda arm; the Dominion Society of Canada, an incorporated political arm; and S...

NEW: Whether you measure it by number of supporters, fundraising ability, or by the size of its militant groups, the white nationalist movement in Canada has never been larger or more of a threat.