André Vincent

Department Q is brilliant, just miss the puppets!

Well I’ve finally climbed down. It’s gonna be interesting doing the Blue Moon Podcast with @davidmooney.co.uk from now on.

@davidmooney.co.uk good luck fella. I’m in Valencia watching it on a ship.

The Ket Riddled Cuckoo Brat, is that another cheese?

It is known as the merrineum.

Merry Christmas from a motel on the side of the M4. Ah, showbiz!

On a train in Wales, just passed some trad terraced houses with smoke flowing chimneys. London child a few seats along went “look Mummy they’re vaping”.

I wouldn’t open with it…

Always! x

Oliver Hardy…

Assisted dying: try doing a comedy set with a London accent in Liverpool.

YouTube video by Avie Sheck Mom & I Cover Creep By Radiohead (she is a classical Indian singer 🕉️)

Forget the John Lewis Christmas ad for some clever cover of a top tune, this is my banger of the moment. Now that’s a mash-up!!

To all my North American friends, too busy for a Thanksgiving dinner, well lucky for you Papa Johns had it covered. Yum!

YouTube video by Lucas Tavares Jimmy Bo Horne Dance Across the floor

It’s good but it’s no Jimmy Bo Horne

Two Rennies

Infinite monkeys + infinite time = complete works of Shakespeare
11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys

1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke

Well Yellowstone has jumped the hay barn.

I do hope the Westminster police were shouting at them “get off my land”.

Always! And yes…

Can’t wait for “Cocaine Gladiator”!

YouTube video by Mislaid Comedy Heroes Freddie Frinton - Dinner for One with May Warden

I thought the “Lenny Henry’s Legends of Comedy” was a really great watch, thoroughly enjoyed it. But…there is a lot of brilliant funny before 1970. Why can’t researchers and producers dive into the archives and show old luminaries. Comedy drunks was mentioned, here’s one of the best…

Vinyl?

Dear novelists, if you’re writing a trilogy and in the third book the first quarter is telling me what happened in the first two novels I want 25% of my money back.

And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!

I do hope you do thyme!

That’s Kim Jong Un looking forward to his usual 21 cum salute.

YouTube video by Patriot News Organization Obama Kicks Door Open

Some people are to cool for an invalid handle!!

Yes Mum! x

Yes, we seem to be back to normal service…

Bite me!

What does “invalid handle” mean? Has it already gone tits up…