Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror."

( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

I’m just a heathen Jew so can someone more familiar with the teachings associated with the cross on her necklace let me know what Jesus would have said on these matters?

Starbucks: We now serve coffee drinks with added PROTEIN! Come on in.

Also Starbucks: We are closing all of our stores in your area.

So Democrats will be the only ones with college educations? Cool.

Ignorance wasn’t bliss but it was better than this.

Trying to spend more time here instead of the poison pit. Nice to see your familiar face!

We are destroying the most powerful and successful democracy and economy in human history in order to placate a bunch of open neo-Nazis and bigots who have rallied behind Jeffrey Epstein's best friend.

Didn’t they deport someone to a prison in Central America for this crime?

He looks like a Pez dispenser.

I’ve never seen anyone intentionally get a Habsburg jaw.

Several of CA's more vulnerable pedo protectors:

Kevin Kiley #CA03
David Valadao #CA22
Young Kim #CA40
Ken Calvert #CA41

pass it on!

I would like to report waste, fraud, and abuse.

He’s going to get the Nobel War Prize.

If they’re going to change the DoD to the Dept of War they might as well change the CDC to the Dept of Disease Spreading.

The new due process.

23, 28 with layovers.

Not if he kills us or lets us die first.

Six more weeks of drip, drip, drip.

Don Jr. posted this picture in a tweet. I guess he doesn’t know that this image of JD Vance can get him deported.

Is he bitter because so much of his wife’s financial potential ended up in the hands of…a university?

Love that the alt text calls him “former President.”

Very fine people.

Then what were they holding him in custody for?

How much candy are you taking?

I wish you could buy individual articles because I really want to see what a mental gymnastics gold medalist's routine looks like.

Dear Democratic Candidates: For the love of all that is sacred GET OUT OF MY TEXT MESSAGES. 🛑

They are both stories about authoritarianism.

From your mouth to your ears.

But they’ve already bought the cybertrucks.