MasterBismuth

Poorly edited image of the title screen for the game Graytail, which features a man in a suit and hat standing next to some kind in a hoodie in a starlit plain of grass at the foot of some distant hills.

Been meaning to take a look at the demo for this game Graytail. Looks kinda dope. The demo is on Steam if you want to play it for yourself but for my part I thought I'd stream it. I'm not done with Artis Impact but I've been wanting to try this thing out and so I shall.

anyways i won a tesla, according to this rando account with no avatar

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Getting pet supply ads on Twitch. Dawg, the cat I would have adopted is fucking dead. Way to twist the goddamn knife. Jeez.

Gotta say, the kid in the brown hoodie had some excellent follow through. Clapping his fist into his palm and then hauling the swing back? Genius. He's quick with the whole delivery and yet thanks to digital video technology we got an iconic frame. Respect, guy. Much respect.

DVD cover of the film Burial of the Rats, part of the Roger Corman Presents range of films Corman made for Cinemax. The cover features a large skull and an image of a scantily clad woman putting one of her boot heels into a man's back. In the lower left the text "Enter the Realm of the Rat Women"

I can't stop saying "Enter the Realm of the Rat Women" to myself

And when u go to his slumber party he always has a pillow

gee i sure wish there was a philosophical/scientific framework for understanding why rich people's politics are always actually just "get richer"

IBM ThinkPad 390E + IBM OS/2 Warp 4

UR COOL 💜

#valentinesday (POV-Ray)

Another thing that I have to learn to accept is that I am increasingly near-sighted. I can't focus on distant objects without squinting.

I find that I have to reopen the site on a fresh tab and close my old one every couple of days or else the whole site starts to become disastrously unresponsive. Typing feels like I'm waiting on teletype output from a mainframe after a while.

Had to hump my ass uphill for the length of the grand majority of the parking lot to get back inside. Gonna get fuckin' uppity about this one. People prop the door outside on my floor open all the fucking time and the one time I need to get back in and try to do it correctly the sticks are gone!

After I took this little jaunt I tried to use the keycard reader to get back inside of the door and it didn't fucking work! Then some asshole had a giant moving van parked over the sidewalk on a hill. Son of a bitch drove off just after I cleared the back of it. That card reader used to fucking work

Well, I went on my hunt for Max (or his body) and turned up nothing since there isn't much of anywhere I can go in my wheelchair. The path ends here and upstairs won't likely have him either.

It's time I accept that my friend is gone forever.

Couldn't muster the energy or enthusiasm to go look but I have a few spots in mind. I don't rate the odds of finding his body as being particularly compelling unless he starts rotting in a conspicuous location where I can pick up the scent. Also, other animals might move the body to eat it.

Lady upstairs who feeds him was calling out for him from her porch this afternoon. Very depressing.

Ah yes, having read it they've essentially added blood or some component of human blood to normal cooling fluid (and maybe some red dye that won't degrade in color significantly).

I feel like there has to be some kind of technicality involved here, not in the least because I would expect two year old, heated blood to be resolutely degraded into a vile, toxic sludge after far less time.

the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle

Cropped that second picture to censor my overly full trash can and the dirty floor in my bathroom. I gotta do something about those two problems.

The bigger challenge will be trimming the reaper back because it's quite alive, but it's clearly suffering from a nitrogen deficiency and I'd wager the old soil and abundance of leaves is not going to see that situation improve until I take the shears to it and give it some fert to compensate.

I'm still gonna try to snap up a PS3 Slim and a fast 2.5" HDD so I can play all the MGS games on that.

The plants are just sitting around in the bathroom but I clipped all the dead branches off of the ghost. Leaving so much of that main stem was probably a mistake but it's also still green and thus nominally alive. With any luck it can grow more branches now, or at least survive until Spring.

Okay, muted the New York Times. Don't know why I didn't do that earlier but I've had enough.

Comic. A man asks: What makes you happy? A crying woman responses: I don't remember.

Whenever I get some free time to enjoy myself

Yeah, those are just video codec compression artifacts. No meaningful evidence of a woman to be seen.

Did you know that sonic the hedgehog and the value of the dollar are inherently tied? It's true! Google "old man beating off huge cock in dirty bathroom" to find out more!

Spontaneous combustion is a Hell of a thing.