@nursed.bsky.social
New app, same stupidness you’ve come to love and demand
Y’all. My favorite podracer is on Bluesky, this site is getting serious
18.11.2024 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What if you left her, but instead you stole the hard of hearing whizzmaster?
15.11.2024 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She is a QUEEN
15.11.2024 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A very cute doggo friend resting her chin on my knee
All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia
15.11.2024 09:03 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0REPORTING FOR DUTY
02.10.2023 15:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I bet your other eye feels dirty, that sucks
25.08.2023 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Antelope
Reminder: You coinhabit a planet with a bunch of other aliens.
You’ve come to terms with it by adding labels for the different types of aliens (species), but they’re still aliens.
We’re all a bunch of freaks on some mass, suspended in space thanks to all of the other suspended masses.
(antelope)
A bowl of whipped cream…. labeled WEEP CREAM
Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream
20.08.2023 21:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Chess is a game about a powerful woman needing to protect a frail man with extremely limited capabilities
17.08.2023 13:09 — 👍 346 🔁 81 💬 8 📌 5No way. Try apricot jelly. 🤌🏼
17.08.2023 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is what the picture looks like with the civilization omitted. It’s a keeper
16.08.2023 20:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up
16.08.2023 10:37 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Does that cost extra?
15.08.2023 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s moved on, now she wants dinner
14.08.2023 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey! 👋🏼
The migration continues 😂
“It’s because of pussies like you that we lost Vietnam,” he says to a guy who was 9 when the war ended
14.08.2023 20:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A very cute goldendoodle, looking sad
We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭
14.08.2023 20:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I pleaded with them to make the first one 7 or 8 hours per day 3 days a week instead of 4 hours M-F. I could easily hire someone part-time to work 3 full days per week. It would be an impossibility to get someone to drive to work 5 days a week to do 4 hours at a time. Stupid and nonsensical.
12.08.2023 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was managing procedural departments at 4 locations. First they added 4 hours of procedures per day at one location… who am I going to hire to work 4 hours M-F??? Then they added 52 hours of procedures at another location and wouldn’t let me hire *anyone* new to cover it. NO THANKS, BYE
12.08.2023 18:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just three breathtaking people looking at each other. Bob Ross… Keanu Reeves…. and you
12.08.2023 18:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to make a friend who has one of those surface attachments
10.08.2023 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun
10.08.2023 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?
08.08.2023 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re welcome! If you think of it, let me know how it comes out :)
07.08.2023 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If unemployment numbers are down but people can't afford to live on what they make then all you have really accomplished is increasing wage slavery.
07.08.2023 16:06 — 👍 35 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0Final note — my 9x13 pot pies took about an hour to cook. The part of the puff pastry that’s in contact with the filling will take longer to crisp up, so don’t be surprised. Just cover the edges and it will eventually get there.
Enjoy!! ❤️
6) Pour mixture into pie crusts and top with a circle of puff pastry just larger than the crust. Beat an egg and brush onto the surface.
7) Bake for 20-30 minutes or until the puff pastry is golden brown. If the edges get too dark too quickly, cover with aluminum foil and keep baking until done
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