Nurse D has arriiiiiived

Y’all. My favorite podracer is on Bluesky, this site is getting serious

What if you left her, but instead you stole the hard of hearing whizzmaster?

She is a QUEEN

A very cute doggo friend resting her chin on my knee

All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia

REPORTING FOR DUTY

I bet your other eye feels dirty, that sucks

Antelope

Reminder: You coinhabit a planet with a bunch of other aliens.

You’ve come to terms with it by adding labels for the different types of aliens (species), but they’re still aliens.

We’re all a bunch of freaks on some mass, suspended in space thanks to all of the other suspended masses.

(antelope)

A bowl of whipped cream…. labeled WEEP CREAM

Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream

Chess is a game about a powerful woman needing to protect a frail man with extremely limited capabilities

No way. Try apricot jelly. 🤌🏼

This is what the picture looks like with the civilization omitted. It’s a keeper

Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up

Does that cost extra?

She’s moved on, now she wants dinner

Hey! 👋🏼
The migration continues 😂

“It’s because of pussies like you that we lost Vietnam,” he says to a guy who was 9 when the war ended

A very cute goldendoodle, looking sad

We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭

I pleaded with them to make the first one 7 or 8 hours per day 3 days a week instead of 4 hours M-F. I could easily hire someone part-time to work 3 full days per week. It would be an impossibility to get someone to drive to work 5 days a week to do 4 hours at a time. Stupid and nonsensical.

I was managing procedural departments at 4 locations. First they added 4 hours of procedures per day at one location… who am I going to hire to work 4 hours M-F??? Then they added 52 hours of procedures at another location and wouldn’t let me hire *anyone* new to cover it. NO THANKS, BYE

Just three breathtaking people looking at each other. Bob Ross… Keanu Reeves…. and you

I need to make a friend who has one of those surface attachments

Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun

Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?

You’re welcome! If you think of it, let me know how it comes out :)

If unemployment numbers are down but people can't afford to live on what they make then all you have really accomplished is increasing wage slavery.

Final note — my 9x13 pot pies took about an hour to cook. The part of the puff pastry that’s in contact with the filling will take longer to crisp up, so don’t be surprised. Just cover the edges and it will eventually get there.

Enjoy!! ❤️

6) Pour mixture into pie crusts and top with a circle of puff pastry just larger than the crust. Beat an egg and brush onto the surface.

7) Bake for 20-30 minutes or until the puff pastry is golden brown. If the edges get too dark too quickly, cover with aluminum foil and keep baking until done

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