Mr. Sex

i just want everyone to know if I'm going to hell I'm taking at least two people with me

text from me that says "i do want to do something tonight I'm just fighting winter depression can you keep me in the loop in case I can manage to like no be a blob of gloom lol" and an immediate response from my friend that says "Yes you’re def coming over I’ll pick u up"

crying in the rain (in a good way) because people sometimes say the perfect things

shout out to my haters they can't stand that im playing in my room

kiki at first glance bouba when you get to know you tbh

wawa mac and cheese in a purse shaped like a shield

you know I keep that thing on me

flower shower scrub im gonna keep on bathing with the flower shower scrub I'm gonna keep on bathing this wayyyy I'm gonna keep on bathing this wayyy

he blocked me for liking it....

True 👍

what would you recommend in terms of wizard colognes @grug.bsky.social

the sun with big blue eyes and a smiling face with text that says "i love it when.... My pills kick in!"

ladies, gentlemen, cat girls, and puppy boys, swamp creatures of all genders.... im back on my meds

if anyone needs me this sunday morning im holding space with Daddys Home by Usher

why is everything so late in the winter

you remind me of a hurdy-gurdy

if I was a billionaire I'd take a decade or so and recreate house of wax but sub in different celebrities

yes especially the titanic

I think i could survive a shipwreck

it would've been really funny if childish gambino put a scissor noise in sweatpants instead of an engine... just a little something for me and the other #craftheads out there

are we allowed to make out sloppy style flip that thing down and reverse it on here or....

walk with me talk with mx it's like a wolf cut but you can pull two of the main chunks of hair into pigtails out of your face

theres a certain nonbinary double vertical pigtail that few seem to comprehend

its gonna hit if I ever finish it lyricists hmu

me 🤝 local sleeze musicians 🤝 writing a sad song about how a girl doesn't like you back

idk Opal nothing has zest right now.... im zestless 😮‍💨

no crush.... no niche interest... sunset down before I get home from work... it's me and my miniature greenhouse against the world

Naming my first born Humberto Francis and giving him to Rumplestiltsken in exchange for being transformed into a frog or smth

my shag is getting drab 😮‍💨

what is it about having short hair that makes you need to cut it like so much more frequently I'm not used to needing a haircut more than like once a year

nothing like the mutual understanding between a dude and the gender neutral single stall bathroom

"its edible" whatever it's not enough... it didn't make the golden eagle in my stomach shine like the warm morning sun but it's fine ig

messed up a recipe... does anyone have four horses and some rope