Edna Allan Poe

I was finally able to cross "hang the new dry erase board" off my to-do list today. Shortly thereafter, I added a new item to my list - "hang the new dry erase board but make it level this time."

I'm sure it's just a coinkydink.

Every once in a while, I look up "owls as pets" just to see if it's still "not a good idea" and "only legal in certain situations/places."

Sigh.

Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com

Whirling Shirley

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

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Maybe it was a short to-do list. Eat potatoes, do crime.

Currently working my way through the pile of notes to myself on my desk, and I came across one that says "potatoes crime" and I do not remember what I was trying to tell myself.

Some good stuff to look forward to.

If no one has done so already, I'm going to declare it a sign of impending good fortune if you put on an article of clothing you haven't worn in a while and find a lost dryer sheet wadded up in it.

Yep, the wings and the tail.

That’s basically what I did but because of the brads I used in construction the books couldn’t lay quite flat and a little shifting happened. I have some ideas to work around this but I was amused by the results I got when I searched for “gentle clamps” 🫣

Found an extra pierogi in the box. I’m living the good life right now.

Overheard in my house tonight: “George, why are you licking the floor? Are you lacking in some important nutrient?”

King Of GIF ALT: King Of GIF

99% of the time when I see who's calling:

Instead of playing Marco Polo, kids should play Safelite Repair, Safelite Replace.

The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

Okay. I just watched the newest trailer and I’m now officially excited about the Beetlejuice movie.

My mill grinds Pepper and spice Your mill grinds Rats and mice

Food-themed diss track from 1744

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?

Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty sure my yard has the most impressive dandelion display in my neighborhood.

That feeling sucks.

Just insipid, I suppose.

I’m out of blank steno books for list making and notes to myself. My life is soon to be in complete chaos.

Weather: *is 75F on March 4th*

Me: Thanks, I hate it.

I’ve been watching The Bear and it’s really good but almost every episode has given me so much secondhand stress.

What am I gonna do for eye candy (plus a decent story) once I’m done watching S2 of Reacher?