rat farmer

would someone please pass the torch im starving

I need help eating cereal

Fly Knight (black and white)

Fly Knight 🪰🛡️

elden fashion

my dear uncle, the great man who founded the Popeye Rockabilly lifestyle, was found dead this afternoon in his bathroom. "that is the place to die" i said to my grandpa who broke the news. he agreed warmly

cashier, noticing i have 10 bags of dog treats on the belt: someone's a lucky boy getting all that!

me, suddenly scared, thinking she might know they're for me: i'm not going to eat all of that myself. that's for my fucking dog

forzon

This is what the pringles logo used to look like

If I was in charge of pringles the mascot would still look like this:

runt

the

yea

foul

eternally sealed

buying another lego game ill never beat

mhmm

👎

Wow

bug

a cartoon of a man and a cat fighting with the caption `` it 's curtains for you '' . ALT: a cartoon of a man and a cat fighting with the caption `` it 's curtains for you '' .

THE JOKE EXPLAINED:

for those who know, back in the day 1936 the shower curtains of that age referencing this joke or the curtains parody to a Bugs Bunny’s Curtain. Thank you!

look at this thing

steamunlocked <3

air raid my beloved

greatest artist of our time

she doesn’t even know

🧠

i wanna do the same but the lack of group chats is damning

the previous tweets were made in a haze or fugue state long ago

in the gump once more i tread

gooner's gambit