If I were president everyone would get paid to be nice, all restaurants would be good, and all marathons would happen in the middle of nowhere so we donβt have to look at them.
17.10.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@spinachguy14.bsky.social
Sal Gregghead Ex-farmer Living just north of the tofu curtain
If I were president everyone would get paid to be nice, all restaurants would be good, and all marathons would happen in the middle of nowhere so we donβt have to look at them.
17.10.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alvin Einstein has come back to life and heβs real mad
14.10.2025 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A cookie box. The background is outer space, and the space ship from Star Trek: TNG soars across the top. Beneath the words "Star Trek The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies" are a belt of tan cookies shaped like characters from the series
Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers
15.04.2025 19:04 β π 499 π 86 π¬ 17 π 27If youβre trying to renew your source code itβs all about getting some whenever you can and by some I mean handfuls of dry egg shells
09.10.2025 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm feeling sad, while this isnβt sad news, I was hoping for bigger better news.
07.10.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are people always talking about their grandkids? Get a life!!
07.10.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm really really excited. If itβs not pleasing Iβm going to be really sad, it might ruin my day
07.10.2025 16:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just inserted Rio Jenesis Warp 10 where it belongs minutes ago and Iβve already lost hair where I didnβt know was possible. Thanks Jiang!
03.10.2025 22:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He was surely wet this time last year, but right now heβs very very dry.
01.10.2025 23:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre a regular Bilbo
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I can use as much as you can spare!!!
I could crawl there from my house and I will crawl there when you come
29.09.2025 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is very unfortunate. I live in the other part of Massachusetts.
29.09.2025 21:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They have made Sun Chips 100% illegal
29.09.2025 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rhode Island is in Massachusetts
25.09.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you considered how cool and sweet every single animal and plant and whatever else critter is?
21.09.2025 12:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet they will say the R word on SNL this year
18.09.2025 20:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs being genetically engineered. Part turkey part bucket of shit. Itβs only natural
12.09.2025 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No thanks, I prefer to play penultimate frisbee
29.08.2025 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baudrillardβs pumpkin blew my freshman mind
26.08.2025 20:43 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who is Tandem Smith?
26.08.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching videos of the Amish using an escalator for the first time is as good as it gets
26.08.2025 01:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a big fan of putting vax blocker in my yogurt but tvp is definitely poison
22.08.2025 13:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How much do you think people would pay to watch an Italian American eat a sandwich?
22.08.2025 13:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love pasta donβt you love pasta?
19.08.2025 14:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Private schools should not exist.
15.08.2025 12:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People really need to be saying this so much more
13.08.2025 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
12.08.2025 12:42 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Italians eat soup, salad, and bread sticks at every meal
08.08.2025 15:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve never seen a Spider-Man movie but I know enough that they should stop making them and all other marble movies
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