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Sal Gregghead Ex-farmer Living just north of the tofu curtain

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If I were president everyone would get paid to be nice, all restaurants would be good, and all marathons would happen in the middle of nowhere so we don’t have to look at them.

17.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alvin Einstein has come back to life and he’s real mad

14.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cookie box. The background is outer space, and the space ship from Star Trek: TNG soars across the top. Beneath the words "Star Trek The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies" are a belt of tan cookies shaped like characters from the series

A cookie box. The background is outer space, and the space ship from Star Trek: TNG soars across the top. Beneath the words "Star Trek The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies" are a belt of tan cookies shaped like characters from the series

Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers

15.04.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 27

If you’re trying to renew your source code it’s all about getting some whenever you can and by some I mean handfuls of dry egg shells

09.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m feeling sad, while this isn’t sad news, I was hoping for bigger better news.

07.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are people always talking about their grandkids? Get a life!!

07.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really really excited. If it’s not pleasing I’m going to be really sad, it might ruin my day

07.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just inserted Rio Jenesis Warp 10 where it belongs minutes ago and I’ve already lost hair where I didn’t know was possible. Thanks Jiang!

03.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was surely wet this time last year, but right now he’s very very dry.

01.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a regular Bilbo

01.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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I can use as much as you can spare!!!

01.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could crawl there from my house and I will crawl there when you come

29.09.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very unfortunate. I live in the other part of Massachusetts.

29.09.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They have made Sun Chips 100% illegal

29.09.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rhode Island is in Massachusetts

25.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered how cool and sweet every single animal and plant and whatever else critter is?

21.09.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet they will say the R word on SNL this year

18.09.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s being genetically engineered. Part turkey part bucket of shit. It’s only natural

12.09.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No thanks, I prefer to play penultimate frisbee

29.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baudrillard’s pumpkin blew my freshman mind

26.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is Tandem Smith?

26.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching videos of the Amish using an escalator for the first time is as good as it gets

26.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a big fan of putting vax blocker in my yogurt but tvp is definitely poison

22.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much do you think people would pay to watch an Italian American eat a sandwich?

22.08.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love pasta don’t you love pasta?

19.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Private schools should not exist.

15.08.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People really need to be saying this so much more

13.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

12.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Italians eat soup, salad, and bread sticks at every meal

08.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never seen a Spider-Man movie but I know enough that they should stop making them and all other marble movies

06.08.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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