Emerson R.P Graves

The energy I bring to Bluesky

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”

Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”

History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

[picture is of homemade Jalapeño cheddar bread and onion bagels that are about to go in the oven]

Panera wants what I have

two slides one says 'someone recommending you a highly praised bestselling, queer horror novel' and the other says 'someone recommending you 'creamed in the butt by my handsome living corn'. both slides connect at the bottom which is labled 'discovering the world's greatest author'

different trots, same ending

I’m creating more furiously than ever before because it’s not possible for modern science to produce a medication that can handle this much anxiety.

Gotta love scam interviews. Is2g they’re all following the same script.

Here’s some Gray Morrow art to make your Thursday a little better.

I have a story idea but in order to execute it correctly I’ll need to read the Bible so let no one say I have never suffered for my art

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

I have achieved the impossible (getting five bisexuals to agree to a time and place for a meeting)

God, I love gays.

What we’re seeing right now is a backlash to decades of progress—a dying (and by extension dangerous I’m not gonna lie) breath of those in power desperate to maintain control. They wouldn’t be trying to squash us if there wasn’t something to squash.

Trans rights forever the end.

Job Hunt (Week 1) Current Totals: 58 applications, 6 scheduled interviews, 15 rejections, 3 scams If I may be completely honest: This is going way better than I thought it would, which is a huge relief. Obviously, it'...

New update about the job hunt available here: emerson-needs-sleep.ghost.io/job-hunt-wee...

Good night, comrade

Gotta love how some days words just pour out of you and then others it feels like you’re plucking them one-by-one from your skin with a pair of tweezers.

Current count is: 50 job applications, 10 Rejections, 4 Interviews

Finding out that sometimes delulu IS the solulu

Me, reading the news:

Job Hunt Day 1 Allow me to explain the parameters of my little social experiment here: The Applicant: Emerson R.P Graves, a 28 year old, white, transgender male located in Dunn County, Wisconsin. My Qualificati...

New blog post: emerson-needs-sleep.ghost.io/job-hunt-day...

Welcome to Hell. (Job Hunt Day 0) Have you ever had a really terrible, soul-destroying job? I invite you to imagine this scenario: You wake up to your alarm blaring at 7am, and the first thing you feel when opening your eyes for the ...

New blog post available to read here: emerson-needs-sleep.ghost.io/welcome-to-h...