Sia

Nick is the 12th novelty act from Romania that gets remembered for years to come

Cat is that very Gen Z act from like Belgium

Joe Marler is in a Finnish rock band that comes 5th

David is a ballad that does surprisingly middle of the leader board who no one likes

Alan is the camp act from Moldova that gets 22 points

All the contestants on the traitors have dressed up like seperate Eurovision acts

The more I think about The Rose Field the more disappointed I am 😞

I’m sorry but the fact that a Stardew speedrunner got caught out for cheating his runs and then ADMITTED cheating is such big gossip and I have no one to tell it to

Show us the last four albums you listened to

Correction and clarification: shouty slightly angry brown haired men in trench coats with a sense of whimsy and a mysterious background

I think I have a thing for men in trench coats

I think it’s the coat

I’m not sure what it says about me that I am becoming increasingly more attracted to Reece Shearsmith on Taskmaster the angrier he becomes

Please impart your knowledge as I have absolutely no clue about Gen alpha

What in the GCSE Drama #TheBear

On holiday? I loooved Montreal! We did Montreal - Ottawa - Toronto

Is it me or this week’s taskmaster edited SO fast? It’s a blink per frame

I’ve just gone on Substack and I thought it was just people’s blogs… but it feels like Twitter??? Shall I be on there?? Is it fun? Who uses it? Pls tell me your thoughts

1. Lovefilm, not Amazon
2. The old Netflix logo!
3. Twitter 😭
4. BFI player? blinkbox??
5. “Web browser”

At least 4oD hasn’t changed its name

Tried to connect our TV to the Internet and instead found a portal to the past.

I just don’t get it

Disaster: The worst person you know makes v good pun

There’s nothing that makes you feel closer to getting your pension than a sales assistant repeatedly calling you “ma’am”

I just realised six months too late that Monki has shut down! Where can one buy colourful bright oversized clothes now 😓

you cannot leave facebook when people are genuinely posting things like this

(I don’t REALLY want this. I just want to revisit that feeling of a future ahead of me where everything felt new and exciting and possible)

She makes me want to be young and beautiful living in Vienna and having situationships all over again

Watching Olivia Rodrigo at Glastonbury as if I didn’t watch her live only two days ago

Seconded but I will also support any party that puts in good sustainable aircon in every single building in the U.K. so then you feel when you go outside like you’re holiday

Black Sheep Coffee will do red bull infusions but won’t offer a single sugar free syrup to help diabetics