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This conversation won’t go anywhere if you’re so close minded to who you think I am even though you don’t know me at all. The idea you think I’ll defend sectarianism and hatred is just silly and if it’s what you think then I’m done with this convo because I can’t rationalise that

My gf and the majority of my family are catholic. So the idea of me being in favour of the orange order is farcical and that’s why it works as a joke. But I shouldn’t have to explain that over the internet if you just listened to what I’ve been saying rather than sticking with an image you created

I played along with a joke other people started way before, and it was a joke that started because it was obvious I wasn’t that, otherwise it would be a strange joke

You thinking I “deserve” to be insulted says a lot. Insults don’t help but escalate conflict and shut down constructive dialogue 👍

Why have you got to make it so personal? At no point in all these years have I ever targeted you personally yet it’s insult after insult from you. I don’t like the 11th or the 12th. Period. Im sorry for troubling you I wouldn’t make any joke if I knew it was going to effect that person for years

That’s always been my stance. And the reason I don’t feel strongly towards either way is because like I’ve said multiple times. I’m not from there and I don’t live there

I’ll never defend the 12th as for unionism, meh. If the majority want to remain in the UK they should, if the majority want Ireland united then it should. But I think that decision either way should be made from what’ll provide the highest quality of life not based on emotion and tribalism

You know it wasn’t me who starting the joke about me being an orange right?

I wasn’t seriously pretending to be anything I just sent a photo off twitter to play along with a joke someone else started and you started spiralling and have continued to let it effect you for literally YEARS

You don’t know me man stop acting like you do. I’m not offended at you comparing them to the KKK and nazis I don’t care how you want to visualise them, I’m obviously offended that you’re suggesting I’m in any way in favour of them

“Cosplaying as a member of the orange order” listen to yourself. Spending too much time on the internet you sound so out of touch with reality. I’m not backtracking cause that was never me

Holy strawman jeez

It was playing off the fact that members in that chat called me an orange bastard or whatever prior to that as a joke because they knew I wasn’t. I can’t stand the orange order and everything about them, get that into your head before making assumptions

If you read my first reply properly you’d see. I wasn’t there I don’t even live in that country let alone being at the fking bonfires. I took a picture off twitter as a piss take cause I knew it’d rattle you

I’ve not been to sectarian bonfires 😂 If you actually knew me or anything about my views you’d know that, but you don’t, you’re a stranger on the internet with a false image of me running in your head for years

I’ve never been out partying with the orange order you muppet 😭

Just stop it’s strange how obsessed you are with me. Please think twice before you call someone a racist white supremacist unprovoked it’s not on

I’m not northern Irish and I don’t live there you know that right? You’ve got screenshots saved from literally years, please move on with your life.

p.s. thinking the individual governments of NI, Scotland and Wales should have more control in their country than the English one isn’t a crazy take

Been about 3 years since we last spoke yet you still have this fictitious idea of who I am based on a video I sent that wasn’t mine nor that I agree with because I knew it would wind you up. You don’t know me and you definitely don’t know what I stand for. So keep my name out your mouth you freak

Def too rich in the end lol, can’t even begin to compete with Real Madrid

The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification.

But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.

But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

Just bad variance I guess 💀

Nice for some 😂

1.5m ↘️ 1.9m

Leave the #FPL before it leaves you

Feels like another mini migration from X to Bluesky is underway again.

The owner of that site really is the best marketing manager this place could have.

If you’re a #nufc and you’re new here, this starter pack is a quick way to get up and running ⬇️

Simply stunning from Sandro Tonali! 😍🇮🇹

NOT a good week (again)

#FPL

Just sold Haaland and bought Salah which means Haaland is about to drop a couple hat tricks and Salah will start blanking

#FPL

The damage Mo Salah has done to me on FPL should be a war crime

VVD shoulder off the ball 🫢

Every year I feel like I listened to more minutes of music than I actually have

#Wrapped #SpotifyWrapped

Have seen a few considering Semenyo vs. Kluivert this week for FPL and I have a bit of a crush on Bournemouth so thought I might throw a thread together. 🧵