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Alanna M. Shadrake

@jsbachtopus.bsky.social

Takes up too much space & laughs too loudly. 31 | Bi/Pan | She/They | Leftist | CLE (all opinions my own)

36 Followers  |  68 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 18.09.2023  |  1.667

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Iโ€™m so excited to see you getting the success you deserve!!!

13.05.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Agreeโ€ฆbut likeโ€ฆsomeone out there is keeping incest porn alive so Iโ€™m guessing they wouldnโ€™t bat an eye at clone fucking ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.03.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it depends on whether you see your clone as an extension of yourself or their own person? Idk

24.03.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The seasons, ranked:

โ€ขsummer nights
โ€ขautumn days
โ€ขwinter nights
โ€ขautumn nights
โ€ขspring days
โ€ขspring nights
โ€ขsummer days
โ€ขwinter days

Yes, there is a difference between days and nights. Yes, I will elaborate if anyone directly asks.

24.03.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know itโ€™s only just spring but I canโ€™t wait til summer nights. When the air is thick and tho sound travels, it catches and hangs over you. I want to sit by the lake just before dawn and hear a train catch in the air, accompanied by the crashing waves. I so love the world at 4am on a summer night.

24.03.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.03.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moon looks cool.

14.03.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I donโ€™t understand why they sent the second message when itโ€™s implied in the first?

02.03.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆand?

02.03.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Reads: โ€œphysical exam: general: alert, cooperative, and pleasantโ€

Reads: โ€œphysical exam: general: alert, cooperative, and pleasantโ€

One thing about adulthood they donโ€™t tell you is that you can still be โ€œa pleasure to have in class;โ€ itโ€™s just that your report cards turn into to H&Ps from doctor visits and the phrasing is a little different.

02.03.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The horrors persist, but so do I.

20.02.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love all my trans friends dearly, and if you arenโ€™t my friend, I love you too

21.01.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

God, it really has been a week*, huh

*month
*year
*lifetime

11.01.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is both hilarious and also a reason I am furious at Ryan Day thank you

11.01.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
MALAN Fire & Wind Storm Resources

LINKS TO MUTUAL AID IN LOS ANGELES โ€” PLEASE SHARE

tiny.cc/malan-fire

08.01.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 493    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Acknowledging that I am still an artist no matter what percent of my income comes from art was honestly life-changing. Such a crucial truth.

06.01.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do we think that somewhere in the non-musical world there is a guy named Phillip who lives in NYC whose friends call him โ€œNew York Philโ€ โ€ฆ?

02.01.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

28.12.2024 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17461    ๐Ÿ” 3588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 335    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202

"This is not a drill" okay Renรฉ Magritte you're not impressing anybody

06.12.2024 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a chronic Messiah singer I canโ€™t say I fully agree but I can say this made me guffaw aloud

06.12.2024 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn I guess there is something more effective than voting

06.12.2024 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 438    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Hey Bluesky ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฟ Weโ€™re a band from #Cleveland, OH that celebrates Black Music. We bring authenticity, quality sound, and songs that have a bridge. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Check out a clip from our recent tribute to #MFDOOM

16.11.2024 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you've hurdied your last gurdy there buddy

12.11.2024 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Cats be like

12.11.2024 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cat looking at you: cute
two cats looking at you: extremely creepy

10.11.2024 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)

Itโ€™s November 10th, everyone.

10.11.2024 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, practicing when you do not feel like it does, in fact, make things better.

09.11.2024 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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