@greennotcabbage.bsky.social
Villager, talker of nonsense, wine lover, bossed around by a small dog.
I heard that in the Girlfriend Village that the ladies play several traditional games, namely "Pin The Tail On The Little Nips" and "I Spy With My Little Eye A Karate Dweeb". Any comment?
13.02.2026 21:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0[DM to Pam: well yes, but I have to placate him. You know Mammy1979 said he acted like a βspoilt pupβ for a week the last time anyone pointed out his shortcomings.]
10.02.2026 22:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Whatβs seldom is wonderful and all that. Just donβt go expecting this to be a regular occurrence.
10.02.2026 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Agree. Rocky crying out βButtresseeeeesssssβ wouldnβt had the same emotional impact as βAdriaaaaaannnβ did.
10.02.2026 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not Karate Dweeb?
01.01.2026 20:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we keep calling you Puritan Boy instead?
01.01.2026 17:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Remembers the halcyon days when it used to be βLeah-ingβ.
29.11.2025 20:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought Rebecca was the delivery driver?
29.11.2025 18:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm honoured π
23.11.2025 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you. Roy whining on about his Leaaaaaaaaaah will follow me to the end of my days.
23.11.2025 22:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs why I only ever listen to Leah by Roy Orbison. It is truly wojus but dems the rules.
23.11.2025 22:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0βYou woke up this morning
Got yourself a shoeβ
Doesnβt really have the same impact as the original tbh.
Oh. My. God.
#COYBIG
First time for everything
31.10.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Halloween ππ»ππ»
31.10.2025 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jean shorts? Karate pyjamas?
14.10.2025 07:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy Earth, Wind & Fire Day to all who celebrate π
21.09.2025 09:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's OK to not be OK.
You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
Did you mean to tag me instead? Good to see the attention to detail we've all come to expect from the VT is as strong (ahem) as ever.
07.09.2025 17:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 3 π 011 stepladders? Well, I see someone is doing well for themselves. Short changing pensioners must be a lucrative side hustle.
29.08.2025 20:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Or have Mammy1979 drag them off the pitch by their ear like she did to you last week when you tried to join in on that kids' five-a-side game.
24.08.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you telling me not to take the soup, Michael? Because I think that ship already sailed long ago.
24.08.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do like a good breakfast soup, Pam. Especially one with berries and greek yogurt, and oaty croutons.
24.08.2025 13:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0