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Leah D

@greennotcabbage.bsky.social

Villager, talker of nonsense, wine lover, bossed around by a small dog.

105 Followers  |  160 Following  |  202 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.0283

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23.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard that in the Girlfriend Village that the ladies play several traditional games, namely "Pin The Tail On The Little Nips" and "I Spy With My Little Eye A Karate Dweeb". Any comment?

13.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

[DM to Pam: well yes, but I have to placate him. You know Mammy1979 said he acted like a β€œspoilt pup” for a week the last time anyone pointed out his shortcomings.]

10.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s seldom is wonderful and all that. Just don’t go expecting this to be a regular occurrence.

10.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree. Rocky crying out β€œButtresseeeeesssss” wouldn’t had the same emotional impact as β€œAdriaaaaaannn” did.

10.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not Karate Dweeb?

01.01.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we keep calling you Puritan Boy instead?

01.01.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembers the halcyon days when it used to be β€œLeah-ing”.

29.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Rebecca was the delivery driver?

29.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm honoured πŸ˜‚

23.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. Roy whining on about his Leaaaaaaaaaah will follow me to the end of my days.

23.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I only ever listen to Leah by Roy Orbison. It is truly wojus but dems the rules.

23.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou woke up this morning
Got yourself a shoe”
Doesn’t really have the same impact as the original tbh.

18.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. My. God.
#COYBIG

16.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First time for everything

31.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸŽƒπŸ‘»

31.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jean shorts? Karate pyjamas?

14.10.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Earth, Wind & Fire Day to all who celebrate πŸ—“

21.09.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.09.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.09.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you mean to tag me instead? Good to see the attention to detail we've all come to expect from the VT is as strong (ahem) as ever.

07.09.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.08.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

11 stepladders? Well, I see someone is doing well for themselves. Short changing pensioners must be a lucrative side hustle.

29.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or have Mammy1979 drag them off the pitch by their ear like she did to you last week when you tried to join in on that kids' five-a-side game.

24.08.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh whisht

24.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael right now.

24.08.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you telling me not to take the soup, Michael? Because I think that ship already sailed long ago.

24.08.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do like a good breakfast soup, Pam. Especially one with berries and greek yogurt, and oaty croutons.

24.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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