Dave 🏀ʜᴇᴀᴅ 💙CFC ❤️🌲

I overheard a pasty white woman in her 20s, who I regularly see pushing a stroller with 2 babies out in the sun all day (she's a nanny), that she doesn't believe in sunscreen.

They are their own worst enemy...

just because the rhythm is slow
that don't mean that ya can't flow

this was crazy man.

"cosplaying a personality disorder and calling it leadership" hit the nail on the head

Gittens gotta stay over that ball and keep it down if he wants to keep taking shots

I was looking up what happened to Indaba Music and saw they were acquired by Splice. Anyone on Bluesky using Splice to create and collaborate with others online on their music?

Always strange, nerve-wracking, and exciting to see new players on the pitch. Gittens looks like a value-add. Still only loving what Pedro brings, deserves a starting spot. Estêvão, Santos, Essugo all need some reps today. I'm genuinely excited for the season to start!

What a tackle! James in good form today.

Agreed, it did prevent a possible scoring opportunity, though I don't know if the foul prevented a *clear scoring opportunity* because Maignan seemed like he would've safely gotten to the ball first

Interesting chart from @nizaarkinsella.bsky.social BBC sport article on Chelsea emphasizing how young our core group, along with new signings are. Caicedo, Cole, Levi, Enzo, Cucu, James, and Sanchez with new acquisitions like Pedro, Estêvão, Hato, Liam, Gittens... Whoa!

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Okayyy well at least hit up the merch store on Hanover St for a new shirt

Come to the @heartsofpine.bsky.social match on Saturday

"We knew that in order to get a voice in the space ... we had to go out and do some viral stunts to save us from having to pay that influencer cabal, sacrifice our souls and the fate of the project."

Crypto idiots think throwing dildos at WNBA players will save them from sacrificing their souls...

MU getting more and more desperate sounds great to me 😝

a man and a woman are standing in an arcade with a sign that says ' basketball ' on it ALT: a man and a woman are standing in an arcade with a sign that says ' basketball ' on it

Every time I see #CFC being linked with Garnacho…

Is "in the clutch" the last five minutes of the fourth quarter or overtime when the score is within five points?

Was JB really that clutch? Yes, he was.

And did the Knicks have the most clutch time minutes on aggregate... does anyone have these numbers to compare against the above stats?

Mike's brother Steve does most of the parenting

This is notable because McDonald's breakfast menu has their best item across the board

Could we spend less time and money on building dumb fucking chat bots and start investing in bionic body parts because my ankles seem to hate being a part of my body more and more each and every day.

The way that Levi Colwill injury is being described/reported doesn't sound great at all.

#CFC

"Maresca confirms Levi Colwill is injured. Concerning news. […] Maresca: 'Colwill felt something in the first session and we now need to wait and see.'" - @nizaarkinsella.bsky.social

Trev, Tosin, Josh, Jorrel, Wes (in that order) …I think we are good. Of course it depends on the severity, but I don’t think we need to bring in another CB.

Do this for every speech they give

And when I say "minutes restriction" I mean "this guy probably shouldn't even step on the court but by golly he could for a few seconds if no one's going to stop him" ... JT'll probably be 60% by Jan working back to 90%+ by May. He won't be the same player but he could evolve into a better one.

This seems very good for post-surgery recovery from a ruptured achilles. Typically transition out of boot after 12 weeks with eccentric contraction to help stretch the tendon and strengthen its connection with the calf. imo I'd expect to see JT back on court with a minutes restriction after Jan.

He must really love Landman s1 e3

Let's gooooooo

In custody: Webster PD says 5-foot water monitor has been captured Search for large reptile has been talk of town.

sorry, WHAT?!?
wait, WHERE?!?
www.telegram.com/story/news/2...

hummingbird feeding on zinnia

When she shows up I'm all, "Hello beautiful, my little lovely, my pride & joy" #hummingbird #birding