Paul

Please clap

Grump tree

I made-a da focaccia 👌

Which town?

@hambach.bsky.social

Massive away win for the little fella.

a nextdoor alert that says "someone just stole my humongous grinch almost 26 years here and the first... [see more]"

someone just stole my humongous grinch

I figured out that the thing that has been bumming me out about The Political Situation is how luridly fake and cheap every ostensibly august institution and tradition has revealed itself to be. Whatever they might be or were supposed to be, they all just work however the shitheads in charge want.

Everyone please be cool about it being my birthday month

Cat-coded behavior

Please just throw the toy

Why is Matt Blair Witching over in the corner?

This place feels way too libbed-out rn

I couldn’t sleep with my closet door open for years after seeing that when I was ~5

Finally watching slow horses. Just finished the first season. Pilot took me like three tries to get through but it kept me engaged after that.

I’ll be wearing a roll-neck sweater for the remainder of the winter months. Thanks for your understanding

Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.

But my friends are actually active on here, unlike Twitter, so I’ll keep drinking this garbage

Only being recommended the most obnoxious hashtag resistance grifter accounts. Not a great start for not a great site.

Pensais que c’était Paul Hollywood

Bet a Costco chicken bake tastes so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear yelling BOOM with every bite

Made soup, didn’t take a picture!

Cat who doesn’t realize she’s way too big to post up in a Xmas tree

She’s twice the size she was last xmas and doesn’t realize she’s too big to post up in the tree

I’m glad the blue wave grifters have come over here and decided that they run things because they did the same thing on Twitter and that was when some of the funniest meltdowns of all time happened

not noticing Smile is happening to me cause i'm looking at my phone all day

Really considering becoming a Corvid guy. They seem great.