Kai (he/they) 🏳️‍⚧️

"You have a rock. I love you." I'm not into rocks but hot damn, Liz. I get you. You get me. That's how it is. I love you, I got your back. #Shrinking

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I couldn't think of "special interest" and said "interest pack" instead and tbh as an AuDHDer, the idea of special interests coming as expansion packs tracks for me

Probably before we got smartphones. That's how good this show is! Also how is Harrison Ford over 80? Calista Flockhart is one lucky lady. That man can still come and get it.

I know I'm three years late but I finally started *Shrinking* and I want to scream over the rooftops how fucking great this show is. I kept saying, "I'm going to play Hades later" but then I just kept watching. Couldn't stop. Wasn't even on my phone during it. Do you know when this happened last?

2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse

2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2

1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan

2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers

2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA

2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child

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FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking some...

The court record shows what devices and data the FBI was able to ultimately access, and which devices it could not, after raiding the home of the reporter, Hannah Natanson.

It also shows how effective Lockdown Mode might be before the FBI may try other techniques to access the device.

not even secret tbh

chocolate at the supermarket is stupid expensive here in Spain for some reason, and a shit ton of it is "sugar free" 🤮 fucking diet culture. So I just order a bunch at a time online from Simon Coll which aiui is a fancier Spanish chocolate producer. As an Austrian, I just miss the occasional Zotter.

Thank you! But dang, milk powder is a level of lactose that’s beyond what I can handle lol

You know what I miss? Speaking of malt? Maltesers. I can handle barley malt for some reason but they have to put wheat into fucking everything. Why do Smarties have wheat? Seems unnecessary. Sigh.

Thank you. Do they think people can't tell the difference? I guess most allistics really can't?

With my stupid gluten issues and somewhat dairy issues I've already been making almost all the meals and treats for a decade plus, and I'm so over it. Though would you to share your malted milks recipe?

now I gotta find a new peanut butter in Spain 😒

they changed the recipe of our preferred peanut butter which my autism finds deeply ableist

sometimes I think I’m too autistic to work in marketing (I kinda sorta work in marketing)

she looked so fucking stunning, I could not stop staring

I'm enraged I have to wait a whole month to continue to see Benedict being a total fucking fool. #Bridgerton

thank you 😊 it makes me so happy every time I wear it so I'm glad it cheered you up too! Low-key resented switching to my ffp3 for physio which is just a boring white uvex mask hrmpf

it’s not even summer here and it’s still Too Much of a sensory hell

selfie of me showing off my short curly hair. I’m wearing glasses and my grey Zimi mask with the colourful spiderwebs on (it’s so pretty!). Photo is admittedly a bit blurry. My hair is definitely turning white in streaks.

my kn95 is cute and colourful (CW: spiderweb decorations), last night I beat Theseus and the Minotaur in Hades for the first time, and I don’t have to get up at the ass crack of dawn to go to physio again until Monday!

selfie of me showing off my short curly hair. I’m wearing glasses and my grey Zimi mask with the colourful spiderwebs on (it’s so pretty!). Photo is admittedly a bit blurry.

selfie of me showing off my short curly hair, this time sans KN95 respirator and not blurry so you can see the curls better. My hair is definitely turning white in streaks. Beard is mostly blond and relatively short at the moment for easier masking.

Wanted to show off the perfect fucking curls today before ruining them by putting my Critical Role cap on because it is, as always, pissing down here today 😆 #galicia

Can someone please just invent a packer already that has the right weight and passes the grab test but doesn’t give me swamp crotch? My silicone/TPE packers manage the first two, and my crochet packer avoids the swamp crotch but I want all three, damnit.

“Why is it taking you so long to publish a new website? Why don’t you just use Claude Code for it. It’ll be done in a day.”

WE’RE A HUMANITARIAN AID ORG! We’d be fucking hypocrites!

I have been having this same conversation far too often lately 😒

genuinely my favourite strangers are those who will gently and matter of factly correct my Spanish in passing because how the fuck else am I gonna learn?

Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.

💙

misgender by a coworker who so far has seemed entirely above board 😒 idk what the fuck is going on today

this morning, my watch has abandoned its usual motivational tone and has pleaded "let your body recover!"… cool cool cool cool cool this is fine lolsob

tell your friends you love them
like literally normalise saying “I love you” to friends

much like when you got a hammer everything looks like a nail, when you’re bisexual everyone looks like they could be nailed

I knew that hailstorms are a thing but I assumed they'd be like snowstorms. nlNot thunder and lightning PLUS hail. 😳 just cancelled my osteopathy session because potentially getting pelted by hail on the way there and back seems detrimental to getting treatment.