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the kindergarten community is going wild over this one

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

tf is this 😭😭

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

crazy that the yanks can’t even break 1k likes on here

Stateside ft Zara Larsson

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

He should've pressed B to Dodge #gamer

"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.

it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

dr roberta come back to twitter we miss you

how splatana stamper makes me feel

minor thing kensa weapons are never coming back they were a ‘limited time’ thing for s2

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pencil should be a 6 shot

i will always advocate for the rapid pros being shortened to RPV, RPD and RPB, respectively

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the concept of barbon roller

FINALLY ANOTHER PROZEN WARRIOR

tri + ash = trash. something to think about

i went with bapples for bara dapples

did you have a soul patch in kindergarten

did a real human being actually write this

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eeffoc
it’s funny

lick both of my fat sweaty balls you little shit

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frick