alanna

her asking me for advice and me feeling like a sage weathered grandmother willow when giving it

dang my boss is my age and is dating a 50 year old liver transplant surgeon who has the same avoidant attachment style that every guy i dated in my 20s had

i apparently filed my extension and forgot to then file them later— but filed my oregon taxes since half the year was in oregon before we moved??? i’m so confused

not me discovering i didn’t file my 2023 taxes when i just did my 2024 taxes !!!!

alec was like there’s no way he doesn’t rinse it. and i was like alec he is a teenage boy he will not rinse it

siri why is my feed filled with furries and furry art again — flashbacks to my first week on bluesky 😵‍💫

ATDA Company Presents … Balletcore™ Recital: Quest to Dream – Closing Night | Angela Trimbur Dance Balletcore Recital by Angela Trimbur Dance

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selfie of woman with red curly hair sitting on the subway. she wears a black sweatshirt and has red eye makeup that makes her look tired but in a cunty way. her expression is kind of amusing kind of looking worried with her mouth a little open like a fish idk she doesn’t take great pics of herself. her hair is in two braids that have ribbons braided in and big sloppy bows on the bottom. curly bangs looking immaculate.

serving cunt-sumption on the train ride home but jokes on everyone i’m actually as tired as my makeup makes it look

ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance

imessage text to my partner alec- me: hello my love what is going on with the stock market? his reply: don’t worry about it baby me: yayyy 💕

WONDERFUL NEWS EVERYONE

heartbreaking: i saw a license plate that said ALP4CINO but my hands were full so i couldn’t take a photo 😔

#balance

gotta be up for work in 5 hours though heheheh hahaha so torturing my innie as well

submitted my pilates hours and exam while watching the severance finale so my outie can go do yoga in the catskills all weekend and not worry about it!!!!!

like the moon i too refuse to be photographed well on a phone

UGH SHE’S POSTING ABOUT JOBS AGAIN I FEAR

teaching 2 more practice classes and a session with the owner and then i can submit my pilates test and be paid money for labor again 🥲

zombieboy and killah got me goooood — not a fan of the teenager ones that sound like t swift trying to be lady gaga

one of the worst parts about living in ny isn’t the insane cost of living or the class cognitive dissonance— it’s that if you see a penny you can’t pick it up so all day long you have good luck (because gross)

crying about dolly patron’s husband again

this scene!!! and the faces!!

because jellicles CAN and jellicles DO

rip fumi kitahara, you were one helluva publicist for shrek 😔

okay but i literally just had brunch with shrek, told him i was so sorry for the loss of his publicist. he shed three tears and thanked me for the condolences

anyways ANOOOOOOOORA I BEEN SAYING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

not hulu crashing before my girl and her movie won

and the oscar goes to “the brutalist”, lol 🤪

not trying to be insensitive to the oscars in memoriam but apparently shrek’s publicist died ?????

sean baker thanking sex workers on the oscar’s stage!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

two black and white kittens sit atop a cream headboard next to a little wooden box (that contains my dead cat’s ashes). the kitten on the left is a little boy tuxedo cat with a black spot on his nose and befuddled look on his face. the kitten on the right has more white with a black tail and ears and back— she has classic ‘cartoon girl cat’ features and upturned eyes with black fur that looks like winged eyeliner and her tail curled around her feet.

a meme depicting a yin yang symbol— within the sections it says ‘we’re so back’ vs ‘it’s so over’ and then a smaller cutout zoom from the larger image that reads (it never began) vs (it will never end) and then a smaller zoom of the preview zoom that reads ‘it just is’

this is how it feels to *chew five gum

*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes