Duke Dog Burner

All I'm saying is if this happened to someone like Hasan or something Fox would be running a Biggest Hasan Fails edit with fart noises added

Do you think Bill will send Stephen to his room when they get home after this one? @sickoscommittee.org

Zohran Mamdani is pictured speaking. Headline reads: "Mamdani Stuns Cuomo in New York Mayoral Primary." Photo credit: Scott Heins for The New York Times.

Zohran Mamdani stunned former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who conceded the New York City mayoral primary race to the 33-year-old state lawmaker. trib.al/KfNebEQ

A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined “Why are young people everywhere so unhappy?”

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

This ‘roided up green bean pisses me off so fucking much

BREAKING: Senators Chuck Grassley (R) and Maria Cantwell (D) introduced a bipartisan bill to reassert Congress’s authority over tariffs. It requires the president to notify Congress within 48 hours of imposing new tariffs, which would expire unless Congress approves them within 60 days.

News flash

SO MUCH WINNING!!!

Jeffries: The notion that everyday Americans need to absorb pain brought on by Donald Trump and his group of MAGA billionaires is ridiculous. Every single House and Senate Republican supporting this needs to be thrown out of office.

fam, @katmabu.bsky.social is going to be in Congress.

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lmao getting fact checked irl

Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Greg Casar on stage in Tucson in front a crowd of 23,000 people.

Tucson, Arizona today.

Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.

23,000 showed up.

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This is really the whole ball game right now, *particularly* among the institutions that make up civil society.

(my parents definitely had this poster when I was growing up)

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

Walz: "I think we have to assume the very worst in everything this administration does, and we need to prepare for it."

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:

"I disagreed with Mahmoud Khalil but"
1. what did you disagree with him about specifically? seems weird not to say

2. it doesn't matter whether you disagreed with him, getting kidnapped out of your home in front of your pregnant wife isn't the penalty for disagreeing with you

The Democratic Party is acting like Bravo fever dream wine moms while the actual wine moms I know are creating phone trees for making a human chain across school doors if ICE shows up on campus

The fucking irony

Opt out tomorrow!

I think about this headline all of the time.

The Green Bay Packers are the team that submitted a proposal to the NFL’s competition committee to ban the tush push, sources tell @diannarussini.bsky.social.

Xavier Brown is my savior

These refs at the mavs-warriors game need to be investigated

They have to be accepting bribes

Free Super Bowl-adjacent hybrid conference run by former JMU football player Robert Turner that ties together sports, brain research, and health equity:

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Legit thought that was the recruits cool lesbian aunt/grandma

This is exactly like a phone scam lol