Diogenis, Minister of Confusion, cynism and Πανηγύρια

Graza is low quality olive oil made by slaves for metrosexual hipster vermin.

He's innocent though 😇

Like East Berlin. Soon they'll start building a wall. It'll be like in Escape from New York.

These and my shoe-tip cams are the future!

No, I'm going to continue using AI. I'm going to continue filming myself masturbate with a 360 camera and selling the footage datasets to Meta, so that when they finally develop Ratbrained mech robots they will be able to include a reward function. Millions of RatRobots will jerk off thanks to me.

Έλα στον παππού, μωρό μου ♥️
πάμε να κάνουμε έρωτα

World's #1 military. 😂
Even the Russians feed their soldiers.

Spooky Halloween 🎃👻

I mean, so is the American taxpayer...

It's a great feeling seeing your money going to a good cause.
Being part of the creative milieu, even just monetarily feels so rewarding.
For just $12 a month I can be part of a moment where a 63yo grandmother gets railed by three frat boys in a car. To think she started out doing faceless bj vids!

When will he be committing seppuku? No other way to solve such a scandal except his immediate demise.

Wow, I wonder what Trump's going to do now. He'll look out the window and see a bunch of.... Oh wait that's, Boston, not DC. Okay, still cool I guess. Maybe next time some of these people will be able to make it to the capital, where the people you're protesting against reside.

Just try it bro. I swear it works bro.

Pee, human pee, directly from the source, works surprisingly well. Better than water.

Hair density suggests Chewbacca might be as well.

Another Eye-talian, can't trust em.

Heroin's great, I use it recreationally every day!
I recommend that everyone try it at least twice. If you don't like it you can just stop.

It used to. Threaten the rich with hell and they'd give you some of their money.
What a great racket it was.
And with that money they built and moulded the West.

He's a hero! Chat control is nothing but a tool for authoritarians.

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Next it'll be gamers. They'll be targeting gamers...

Might as well use one them. Apparently it breaks down even after hitting the smallest pothole. In a way, they've built the world's greatest pothole detector.

STOP CALLING IT A HITLER MOUSTACHE!
IT'S AN ERNST RÖHM MOUSTACHE!

That's not a Hitler moustache! That's an Ernst Röhm moustache! Boy, you better get your facial hair taxonomy in order.

Oh well, I guess GabeN needs more money for his yachts. Fat disgusting pos.

Valve should make him whole. It's a piece of shit company that eats into the profits of game devs while delivering a subpar product in return.

Have fun with the autism bro.

I wish I could have jerked off Charlie Kirk before he bled to death. For him to feel earthly pleasure one last time before paradise. To see and feel him climax in my hand. Rest in peace Charlie 🕊️

That oil isn't being shipped to Greece. About 25% of the world's tanker fleet is greek owned. The shipping magnates here don't give a shit whose oil they're carrying, as long as they get paid. Most of these ships are registered in Panama or Liberia, there's very little the state can do.