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@svensational.bsky.social

he/they. Former Community Manager and QA Tester for Blaseball, next ventures unknown. Wanna be renaissance man. Horror point-and-click adventure protagonist. Has approximate knowledge of many things. PFP by graciedarts on Twitter.

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Latest posts by svensational.bsky.social on Bluesky

The tl;dr is the Ghibli AI Slop Producer was used so pervasively by AI Slop Manufacturers that it's now in a recursive loop where that's all it can produce if you tell it to produce art and don't specifically tell it you want it in Big Boobs Anime Pinup Girl style

16.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

15.11.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12144    πŸ” 8014    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 81

I wouldn't be so sure about the guaranteed success part. GTA 6 has to overcome the economic hurdle of diminishing returns - only so high you can push the fidelity and only so many people you can throw at a project for so long that no amount of earnings make back both the fiscal and opportunity cost

08.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"

07.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4758    πŸ” 2052    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 26

A Timer-chan for Horse-Girls, Brought To You By The Incredibly Cursed YGO Forbidden Memories Zone

08.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
get equipped with wild worry

get equipped with wild worry

07.11.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
An image of a notification from the Windows 11 Taskbar, reading "Feels Colder - Now"

An image of a notification from the Windows 11 Taskbar, reading "Feels Colder - Now"

Thanks Windows, couldn't have guessed

07.11.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just to fill in the gaps in your knowledge: The Expanse is the broader title given to the sci-fi novel series written by Daniel Abraham and Ty Franck under the penname James S.A. Corey. It's pretty fun if you like politicking space opera stuff. Also has a SyFy series. No idea how the game holds up.

05.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loaded Dice + Scale Shot goes hard as hell

22.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
get equipped with nothing smart

get equipped with nothing smart

22.10.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

After a long time of feeling very sorry for myself I am finally building momentum to get myself out of the gutter and let me tell you something my good friends: this sucks ass, I remembered why I didn't do this for months to years. Still gonna try and do it though

18.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
get equipped with truant viewing

get equipped with truant viewing

18.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The longest one I've ever had was when I was no-lifing FF7 Rebirth, I set a timer to tell me to get up and tend to basic needs like food/water/exercise every 90m-2h and It only kicked in at like hour 23 of doing that where I went "wait when did I wake up. ...Oh. Ohhh no."

17.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably a tossup between Bioshock Infinite and Mass Effect 3? I'm sure there's ones I've finished that are worse than those but those are the ones that stick in my mind as uniquely, aggravatingly Bad.

15.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think one of the funnier things about Trails of Cold Steel is that there is a minor character who's whole deal is a spoiler in the first two games (and presumed knowledge in the other two) and you can tell because his art in 3/4 has the 'fuckability' dial turned WAYYYYY up

14.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also sorry but I'm back on my mobile game should die and mobile developers should be in jail shit

14.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It was nice back when companies decided to do a spin off and made a game instead of a gambling app

12.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover image of Sucker Punch's Ghost of Yotei. In it, the protagonist, Atsu, is sitting seiza-style on a rocky ground covered in yellow ginkgo leaves, surrounded by swords buried tip-first into the dirt. She has a list of names stretched across both hands. Mt. Yotei looms above her in the background.

The cover image of Sucker Punch's Ghost of Yotei. In it, the protagonist, Atsu, is sitting seiza-style on a rocky ground covered in yellow ginkgo leaves, surrounded by swords buried tip-first into the dirt. She has a list of names stretched across both hands. Mt. Yotei looms above her in the background.

Beat Ghost of Yotei. 9/10. One of the most aggravating 9/10s I think I've dealt with in a minute. Which the game retains a lot of what made Ghost of Tsushima great, the sacrifices made for telling a less linear story with a more open world create problems both mechanically and in storytelling.

12.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WE HAVE HIT EVERY GOAL EXCEPT PRIME MONTH and ATTEMPTING TO REVIVE TIMER-CHAN AGAIN!

11.10.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
get equipped with sturdy pushover

get equipped with sturdy pushover

03.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Balance and writing is far tighter in Y versus 30, crossovers feel more tightly written.

No text log of previous missions is still a huge negative and the game is insanely long if you're trying to do everything.

Basically every unit is usable but no route splits means little reason to do so.

30.09.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of Super Robot Wars Y. On it are 10 robots from various anime who feature in the game.

Top Row: Guren Type Special from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Resurrection, Dynazenon from SSSS.Dynazenon, Red 5 from Majestic Prince
2nd Row: Raideen from Brave Raideen, Combattler V from Combattler V
3rd Row: Gundam Aerial from Gundam: The Witch From Mercury, Getter Robo Arc from Getter Robo, VF-31J from Macross Delta
Bottom Row: L-Gaim from Heavy Metal L-Gaim, Jet Jaguar from Godzilla: Singular Point

The cover of Super Robot Wars Y. On it are 10 robots from various anime who feature in the game. Top Row: Guren Type Special from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Resurrection, Dynazenon from SSSS.Dynazenon, Red 5 from Majestic Prince 2nd Row: Raideen from Brave Raideen, Combattler V from Combattler V 3rd Row: Gundam Aerial from Gundam: The Witch From Mercury, Getter Robo Arc from Getter Robo, VF-31J from Macross Delta Bottom Row: L-Gaim from Heavy Metal L-Gaim, Jet Jaguar from Godzilla: Singular Point

Beat Super Robot Wars Y. 8.5/10

To get out in front of it: If you absolutely detested the changes to SRW from 30, you probably won't enjoy this, but otherwise it's a marked improvement.

30.09.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two more, one of these is me salvaging a glam that was using the genderlocked garo gear and the other is just the island time glam I already had on hand

30.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently there was a meme going around recently about genderswapping your WoL so fuck it here you go #ffxiv #ff14 #gpose #viera

30.09.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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get equipped with time habit

get equipped with time habit

26.09.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
get equipped with tough coolness

get equipped with tough coolness

23.09.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Steam Profile page for "Ship of Heroes", clearly inspired by MMO City of Heroes. The review sit at "Mostly Negative", with 32% of the 28 reviews being positive.

The Steam Profile page for "Ship of Heroes", clearly inspired by MMO City of Heroes. The review sit at "Mostly Negative", with 32% of the 28 reviews being positive.

The 'Add to Cart' button on the Steam Page for Ship of Heroes. It is $59.99 and includes the base game, 'all DLCs for two years post-launch', and one month of subscription. Nowhere on the store page do plans for future DLC seem outlined.

The 'Add to Cart' button on the Steam Page for Ship of Heroes. It is $59.99 and includes the base game, 'all DLCs for two years post-launch', and one month of subscription. Nowhere on the store page do plans for future DLC seem outlined.

One half of a post detailing a user's experience with Ship of Heroes. The user praises the movement physics, the customizable UI and powersets, and the ability to tailor your experience to some degree, but then lists a number of negatives, which includes worse integration of identical systems to City of Heroes, not being able to plan builds due to lack of information on future unlocks, character stats having little to no documentation, and AI generated voices.

One half of a post detailing a user's experience with Ship of Heroes. The user praises the movement physics, the customizable UI and powersets, and the ability to tailor your experience to some degree, but then lists a number of negatives, which includes worse integration of identical systems to City of Heroes, not being able to plan builds due to lack of information on future unlocks, character stats having little to no documentation, and AI generated voices.

A continuation of the review from the third image, which goes on to list that there "isn't a system that I've interacted with that didn't have at least some kind of minor bug". A crossed out paragraph details that the 'augment' system implemented in the game previous softlocked the tutorial, that where you will appear when you exit an instance is random, that various powers if queued at the wrong time will continually try to fire until you find another enemy to use it, causing camera lock and error message flooding, and multiple instances of vanishing inventory.

The review ends by saying "I cannot in good faith recommend this game in the current state. At any price. It is unplayable."

A continuation of the review from the third image, which goes on to list that there "isn't a system that I've interacted with that didn't have at least some kind of minor bug". A crossed out paragraph details that the 'augment' system implemented in the game previous softlocked the tutorial, that where you will appear when you exit an instance is random, that various powers if queued at the wrong time will continually try to fire until you find another enemy to use it, causing camera lock and error message flooding, and multiple instances of vanishing inventory. The review ends by saying "I cannot in good faith recommend this game in the current state. At any price. It is unplayable."

Man I wonder what it is about City of Heroes in particular that every attempt to recreate it has attracted next level Griftomancers.

This shit's gonna fall through the core of the earth and it deserves to. First two year of DLCs baked into the 60 dollar buy-in (w/1 month subscription) is so brazen.

23.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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