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Prime toe porn. Beautiful, Stephanie. Thank you.

Still a cock teaser. Come on, let’s see the fcuker!

Likewise, Lewis

YouTube video by DC Foot Doctor Crusty Heels: Removing Thick Callus and Scales From the Heels

Unrelated, I’ve fairly recently found, in my opinion, the holy grail of callus removal video’s. Perhaps you’d consider a pic of your discarded toenail in exchange for this info?
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Any chance of a pic of it?

Totally agree. Recently purchased a reissue of Parallel Lines where the cover looked absolutely gash.

Driving through the same streets as The Head Man, the pissing dwarf and The Chin Fissures felt like quite a privilege.

Purely out of curiosity, how far away from the cafe was I when passing Stockwell Station?

“Why on earth are you taking a picture of that, Dad?”, enquired my now 18 year old boy. “You wouldn’t understand, son”, I replied knowingly. Spent the next half hour of the journey silently reminiscing the golden age of Twitter.

@1607westegg.bsky.social Quite a moment. On the coach back from Selhurst Park and have just passed the setting for the DRT is Available photograph.

Arguably my favourite album of all time. So tempted to pay the absurd amount of money required to own this.

Would the pissing man of SW9
have respected this request, or was he the type to show flagrant disregard for this kind of piss policing?

A fantastic guess, but the correct answer is Song For Sharon

Comforting to know that he spent his final month passing urine with at least some sort of dignity in hospital.

This has genuinely saddened me. Although I never knew him, I developed an unexplainable kinship with the Urinating Man of SW9. I’m intrigued to know how you came about the news of his passing. What circles are you mixing in to be told this information?

@gjh2541.bsky.social I never saw your opinion of this, Gordoid. Thoughts?

@1607westegg.bsky.social Thoughts on this development of the 4 colour Bic?

When’s the next instalment of #Kempy slated for, Osgood? I’m
assuming Summer ‘26 at the earliest?

Very skilful avoidance of my veiled request for more Greggs bikini pics, Lewis 👏

Hadn’t spotted that. An astonishing 113% upscale. You need to up your game, Lewis. Suggest you may need to dig out the Greggs bikini again in order to create a spike in your #SkyStats

Impressive, but it’s her followers to following ratio that piques my interest. A 99% upscale of followers vs following. You simply don’t see stats like this every day. Lewis’s subtle blend of intelligent comment and suggestive erotic imagery is unquestionably the key to these mind blowing #SkyStats

My pleasure, Michael. Was on your patch last weekend with the boy. Took a battering with the same intensity of a right hook from #Kempy.

Can this place really recapture the glory of late 00s/10s Twitter, or are we all essentially social media tribute bands trying to recover something that is long gone?