Stephanie

It is INSANE to think this will deëscalate tension: “we were going to riot when it was rumoured the suspect is a migrant but now you’ve confirmed he IS, we’ll just leave it”. Stupid and racist

Apparently they were arresting people for being too sexy. That’s why they didn’t knock on my door ☹️☹️😔

Lame photo of the moon, you can’t take one on an iPhone Stephanie

Never dieted in my life, just go through periods of minimum or maximum misery that do it for me

Greggs chicken bake outside at quarter past ten because it’s too hot to eat earlier. You know, like they do in Spain

I thought for a second someone might have called about the drone pervert - I would never, I will be administering my own justice

Had two police going door-to-door in the cul de sac but they didn’t want me!! Had a biro all ready to write ACAB on my knuckles before I opened the door

A TikTok captioned “someone just asked if we were mother and daughter but we are identical twins” - one looks noticeably younger

Guess which one is married with kids lmaooooo

14yo boys in their actual school uniforms shouting things at you that Hannibal lecter would have killed them from the next cell for, why don’t you stay at home and do some parenting fellas

Literally every time I’ve been catcalled it’s been white English men working outside, white English men in vans, and white English teenage boys. I look forward to vigilante groups tackling them 🙏🏻

The other was two women asking for directions to somewhere easily a 20-minute drive away - good luck to all three of us here

Thanks I needed this ❤️

One was a man holding up traffic to ask me where the launderette is - hard not to sound mean when the answer is yes, straight ahead for about 100m

Had TWO motorists flag me down for directions as I walked through the village - people need to look at their phones MORE

Every piece of clothing I own looks horrible on me today, I wonder what the common factor could be

Can I listen to ben platt diet pepsi on *your* Spotify, I don’t want to wreck my algorithm

Post a bad woman you love

Try a lightweight wool duvet, totally worth it

No matter how hot it is I have to sleep with something over me, otherwise I feel like a sheep slumped on the hillside

Crucial for that gluten free customer base

You know my big toenail that’s flapping off? Flipped it right back putting my foot into my croc, life is naught but pain

Nothing wrong with cheap wigs 😌

Swimsuit with a built-in bra “oh I’m sexy” swimsuit that mashes em to your ribcage “oh I’m skinny”

My wfh tip in a heatwave is get a swimsuit that can pass as a normal top. Whenever you’re too hot, 30 second cold shower in it, outside to dry in 1 minute - ta dah!

How much longer can I post fur hat selfies 🤔🤔🤔

The classiest existence

Sunbathing all day then treat yourself to a shower with the £22 shower gel to wash away the impure thoughts the heat gives you - mmm delicious

Why did they use a photo that looks so much like a penis??? Or is that just me, in this heat

You should read the whole thread, what a cunt

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lol