Ed

Some Facebook memories from the North Norfolk coast, when Hugo joined the other Newfs Gracie & Ella…

Apparently my frying pan is from the planet Tefl.

“And under these hats are the sex toys…”

🎶 Club Tropicana, drinks are factored into the price of your holiday thus giving the illusion that they are freeeeeeee 🎶

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Unusual for United to be beaten *at home*.

My mum used to“distress” new ones, to make sure they were exfoliating.

Did someone say beveragino?

Crystal Palace held by Chelsea.

Farewell, Stampy. 🥹

Underrated weight loss tip: very, very rough bath towels

You don’t see blue tits and sparrows pecking through foil milk bottle tops on suburban doorsteps these days, because of woke.

Petitions have been filed, tomorrow we riot!*

*bit tired today

#Radmac just played ‘No More Heroes’ with the keyboard bit cut out, so perhaps we do need to defund the BBC.

In PRET there's a ‘THOUGHTS’ box, l've put: "I wonder if men will ever grow wheels."

I find it really embarrassing when guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. Especially as he's a chihuahua and I have to lift him up. John Tunney, Corby

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Oh! Have a fabulous day. x

Sunday

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Dreamt I tried to throw a coat hanger away over the park and it came back with someone’s coat on it.

speak with the language of love.

- rumi

pass me a tissue my eyes are streaming.

- rheumy

Excited for my friend Tish, who’s just landed a job at Bibendum.

Does Dani Behr shit on Tiger
Woods?

Be funny if Putin arrives wearing an I’M WITH STUPID teeshirt.

The cinema usherette just admitted she's always held a torch for me.

Oh that’s a shame, perhaps watch a Gardeners’ World and see if you get inspired*

*to pave over it

Well that’s not my garden, so you still have the advantage. ☺️

I’ve been watering again.

Apologies, my earlier post was supposed to read: “a person who is self-taught, meaning they acquire knowledge and skills independently, without the guidance of a formal educational institution or teacher.”
Bloody autodidact.

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Ironically, some flagrant tweet theft on the timeline.

Starting to find it mildly amusing that a percentage of Reform’s elected officials represent areas that are likely to be shin-deep in water by the end of the century.