Uncle Lumpy

Want proof that geeks rule and mundanes suck?
Look at what happened to Neil Gaiman versus what happened to ANYONE named in the Epstein files!

Not everybody has to like me, I don't have to like everybody. The key to happiness is figuring out who those people are and how to deal with them as little as necessary. That way you have more time to spend with people you like and who like you..... Even if it's just yourself.

..... What, is he too fat to fit into a wood chipper?

I just call 'em Grannies.

I wanna audition for all three!

Yes.

Turns out all you have to do IS ignore bullies... Then watch them throw a fit about being "cancelled".

Turns out all you have to do IS ignore bullies... Then watch them throw a fit about being "cancelled".

So what you're saying is... You wish the #BadBunny halftime show had more diversity and inclusion?

YouTube video by Ray Davies - Topic Waterloo Sunset

@danacorn.bsky.social

........... Can you PLAY this?

youtu.be/6qEV1GJk24U?...

This man needs to be "sent to a farm in upstate New York".

🎵If I tell my own daughter that little boys ain't little girls... She won't stop yelling "Stop it, Daddy, you're HURTING me!" long enough for me to come🎵

Everyone that #Redfin commercial told you to help and trust is watching the halftime MAGA rally right now.
You. Mark. My. Words.

That #Redfin commercial was HORSESHIT!
Your MAGA neighbors ain't gonna help you and you're a FOOL for helping THEM!

Jesus, ONE little joke about morphine and you get thrown in Facebook jail!

..... The way you gush on this movie, it almost makes an old grouch like me want to LEAVE the house and GO to a movie theater.❤️😉

He did NOT fuck a sofa..... He MADE LOVE to it!

LLEWELLYN: There, there... Michaelangelo's first draft of the chapel ceiling involved dogs playing poker.

RE: The "kink" joke in #TheMuppetShow

Dude... We spent our childhoods watching a romance between a frog and a pig. We crossed that threshold LONG ago!

Let me know how that dinner party goes, Samoset.

When a snake sheds its skin, it doesn't stop being a snake, it just becomes a bigger one.

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

"What is a woman?"
If you have to ask you'll never know.

So, like, does Ye identify as Nicki now, or what?

How epic a legend was Randy Savage? Consider this; When he jumped ship from WWE to WCW, the Slim Jim sponsorship jumped WITH him!

I am Captain Anxiety, with the power to fill criminals with crushing self-doubt!