Wait! What?

Gavin Newsom ain't lyin'. California's a fucking monster. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

If that's true, why didn't Bernie win in 2020 when he was handed everything he wanted?
Echo chambers aren't just a stumbling block for the rightwing.

Not only is Zac making America more homely,
Zac's a LONDONer stealing a seat in an USA uni.

British-Zac is also interfering in US politics by working for a GOPer's campaign.

Is UK-Zac going to vote illegally?
A Trump Admin said UK is no longer USA's friend.

Deport illegal, criminal UK-Zac, ICE.

Anybody with two brain cells to rub together, which, obviously, excludes you.
Pro-war twits who claimed Trump was the "pro-peace" candidate but now champion war because good little goosesteppers musn't question Dear Leader.

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

My favorite part of coattail-rider Mikey Lee kvetching about legal academia is that Rex E. Lee, Mike's super-fit, super-thin, super-fan-of-running DADDY, was the inaugural dean of BYU's law school...and later became the president of the entire university.

Can anyone say daddy issues?

Same.
Where did loudmouth George Clooney go?
He had sooooo much to say last year about President Biden.
He and Nancy helped elect Trump & President Musk.
May G & N personally experience the pain they unleashed.

What Charlie boy Kirk lacks in teeth size (they are sooo teeny tiny), he makes up for with a substantial pair of moobs--almost a C-cup.
Junior weeps because, once again, he can't measure up to daddums or to a younger "influencer." That's not to say that Jun's B-cup moobs aren't girlishly impressive.

Of ALL the Elon baby mamas, Ashley thought SHE would be the special baby mama.

Nope.
She's just another Mush castoff who can no longer lecture others about monogamy & family values.

Did Ash think she was going to get rich from the child support?
Should've talked to Grimes before the turkey baster.

Lee Greenwood?
Has-been or, really, barely-was extraordinaire and LAWYER wife of JD Vance? 😆
It's exactly the low quality of people I'd expect from the talent-free Donald Trump. Hilariously sad.

And for the last however many years you spun every story to be as negative about HRC, then Biden, then Harris all b/c your boy do-nothing Bernie blew it, & now you bitch that the jackass you helped win 2x is destroying America. You need some serious self-reflection about YOUR part in this mess.

Oh, so NOW government-data reports are wrong?
How convenient for Leon Mush & his booger-picking shusher.

And yet Bernie has never fully fought for these policies.
He stole Medicare for All--name & concept--from a Black congressman who'd been championing it for years.
Bernie didn't even co-sponsor the bill but was happy to steal it w/o attribution.
Sanders finally sponsored a bill in 2016. Convenient.

I do not watch CNN, but did they lose their minds when MTGreen showed a picture of Hunter Biden's penis during one of her congressional diatribes?

CNN anchor's outrage is selective & feels performative. Gotta keep those MAGAtty CNN overlords happy. She'd rather sell out than find a respectable job.

Farmers: “He was supposed to hurt other people, not us.”

A world savior? Nah.
A Musk savior.
All of Musk's actions benefit himself.
Let's not credit him with any noble aspirations because he is a self-serving rat.

Jen sure had a lot of negative bullshit to say about Biden & Dems before the election but now clutches pearls about Yamtits & Musk?

Liberal hypocrites are the most annoying of the colossal cadre of MSM hypocrites.

Is he friends with MAGAt pedo Josh Duggar?
Apparent pedophilia-enablers & -supporters Jim-Bob & Michelle must love this "Christian" pedo-pastor.

Gosh, it would be nice if you gave as much of a damn about democracy, Jakey boy, as you do a football game.

You started enabling & glorifying Yamtits in 2015 while trashing Biden & every other Dem.

You're either MAGAt to your core or you are a coward who did whatever Fox-lite CNN told you to do.

Especially love this for super-MAGAt Brittany Mahomes & Patrick's super-MAGAtty mother Randi.
Both brought Yamtits' loser juju to the Chiefs along with the kicker, the owner, hand-shaking Chris Jones & enabler Kelce, and Patrick & the Chiefs got destroyed.
Delicious & hilarious!
Reap & sow, Chiefs.

Sad for those who didn't vote for Yamtits, but those who did are in their Find Out phase, and I love this for them.

Learn not to believe the liar or vote for those who openly hate you.
Their selfish, stupid MAGAt votes hurt so many more people than just their own. They got what they voted for.

Did NOT watch a single second of the Super Bowl & haven't watched one of the Super Bowl ads.

Love that the MAGA-loving Chiefs got destroyed, and Donald's presence resulted in the Chiefs huge loss. Hilarious!

Congratulations, Eagles.

I can't keep straight all of the idiot MAGAt morons who took money from Russia.
Is Benny one of them or did the Russians consider his influence too anemic to subsidize?

MAGAts don't have the advanced vocabulary to understand Kendrick's lyrics.

I love THIS for the KC Chiefs--the MAGAt-loving morons who absorbed loser-Trump's losing energy.

Special thanks to Brittany Mahomes (you helped destroy Patrick...great wife), mama Randi, idiot kicker, idiot owner & MAGAt-enabler Travis Kelce. Way to love on Trump who attacked your girlfriend.

Absolutely love his for the KC Chiefs.
Congrats, Eagles. JHurts & the Chiefs-crushing Eagles defense destroyed MAGAt Mahomes.

You dominated the MAGAt-tainted Chiefs.
Good job, Brittany Mahomes.
Yamtits brought his loser energy to the Chiefs, & you deserve every bit of blame for it. Mama Randi, too.

Bc they're the dumbest of the dumb who comfort themselves by claiming to be voting their conscience.

Dem candidates aren't perfect, so they'll vote for do-nothing Stein or vote against their own interests for Trump then come crying that Dems aren't doing enough to undo the shit idiot voters caused.

It's great that you are supporting Blue initiatives NOW, but didn't at least one of you go full MAGAt for a while?

Why the sudden support? More money to be made?

Why are they hiring so many young boys?
Elon's team is all boys.
With Musk's false accusations against others of pedophilia, one has to wonder if his false accusations were another Musky confession.

Trump and his entourage brought bad juju to the Chiefs, & they hilariously got trounced.
Brittany Mahomes helped make this happen. Good job, Britt. Your hateful MAGAttyness doomed your husband.
I love this for you, Britt & for Pat's mama Randi & for all the MAGAts on the team, & Trav the enabler.