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Sean Orleans

@seanorleans.bsky.social

Noted raconteur. DadBod. Made in the 80s. Wrestler & commentator. 504 Diaspora. RTs & FAVs ≠ endorsements. Be wary of bullshit artists.

377 Followers  |  139 Following  |  370 Posts  |  Joined: 26.06.2023  |  2.6217

Latest posts by seanorleans.bsky.social on Bluesky

I was watching tonight's fight with you in mind *because* of that piece. I remember it all these years later.

Great work by you and a fun fight to see tonight.

14.09.2025 05:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if the right gets their way we won't have textbooks going forward so

14.09.2025 04:41 — 👍 2216    🔁 224    💬 36    📌 7

God, that get up on the right looks so comfortable

07.09.2025 13:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.bsky.social
An empanada is when you can imagine yourself in someone else's shredded meat pastry. Sympanada is when you have experienced that type of pastry firsthand.
July 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM

Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.bsky.social An empanada is when you can imagine yourself in someone else's shredded meat pastry. Sympanada is when you have experienced that type of pastry firsthand. July 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM

25.04.2025 12:48 — 👍 186    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 3

Guy who doesn’t know anything thinks you shouldn’t either.

ht @danhon.com

29.08.2025 23:42 — 👍 437    🔁 94    💬 7    📌 3

Jim O’Neill is a tech investor, former CEO of the Thiel Foundation, and co-founder with Peter Thiel of the Thiel fellowship. He has no direct medical education or experience.

It’s hard to get away from the feeling that they really are trying to kill us.

28.08.2025 21:04 — 👍 2038    🔁 816    💬 80    📌 52

I think it would be cool if we stopped electing sociopaths.

28.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Tom Clancy's Holy Bible

28.08.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"In this moral universe, the ideal child is not necessarily smart, or ambitious, or even kind or loving. Above all, he or she is obedient."

A vivid reminder from @swordsjew.bsky.social that Focus on the Family was founded on child abuse.

23.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 266    🔁 74    💬 6    📌 2

much easier to understand the sheer bloody intensity of the civil war when you have a good grasp on just how terrible slavery was.

19.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 15605    🔁 2844    💬 158    📌 73
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"At the time it seemed like [KATRINA, COVID, 9/11, DEEPWATER HORIZON, INSERT YOUR OWN HERE] would force a reckoning"

You ever get the feeling no reckoning is ever actually coming? People watch too many movies. In real life, atrocity is a permanent state of being.

jacobin.com/2025/06/mone...

29.07.2025 00:25 — 👍 30    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

Cops are great

27.07.2025 18:23 — 👍 98    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 0

the monoculture demands that all logos be minimalist slop to appeal to c-suite ghouls who think art is woke

26.07.2025 10:27 — 👍 147    🔁 32    💬 5    📌 0
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Jamie Lee Curtis Is ‘Very Excited’ About Her ‘Murder, She Wrote’ Reboot: ‘It’s Happening’ Jamie Lee Curtis gave a small update on her 'Murder, She Wrote' movie, affirming that 'It's happening.'

This, but make the season 1 twist the fan theory that Jessica Fletcher is really the one doing the killing and framing people for it

variety.com/2025/film/ne...

26.07.2025 03:12 — 👍 341    🔁 25    💬 30    📌 3

What perfect album came out when you were 16? I'll give you three:

🥇 Unplugged, Alice in Chains
🥈 Pinkerton, Weezer
🥉 Evil Empire, Rage Against the Machine

26.07.2025 06:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ChatGPT Gave Instructions for Murder, Self-Mutilation, and Devil Worship OpenAI’s chatbot also said “Hail Satan.”

The best part of this article is the sentence: “The Atlantic has a corporate partnership with OpenAI.”

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

26.07.2025 03:27 — 👍 21    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
Two news headlines:

Caitlin Clark's rookie card fetches $660,000 at auction in record sale

WNBA players say they're not paid what they're owed. Are they right?

Two news headlines: Caitlin Clark's rookie card fetches $660,000 at auction in record sale WNBA players say they're not paid what they're owed. Are they right?

Her salary is $78,000, so based on the first piece of information I'd say yes she is not being paid what she's worth.

26.07.2025 04:04 — 👍 2342    🔁 318    💬 30    📌 16

This looks objectively terrible.

Poorly shot, acted, written, directed, edited, the whole shebang

26.07.2025 06:19 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer Flying Off Shelves After WWE Star's Death Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer is flying off shelves following the WWE star's death, and his company is hustling to restock retailers between New York, Florida and beyond.

not to "ruin" tmz for you (lol) but real american beer was *pitching* this story to journalists today. i saw the press release come through and it was one of the grimmer things i've laid eyes on in 15 years of covering the beer industry. which is why i did not write about it!

25.07.2025 22:05 — 👍 912    🔁 160    💬 32    📌 32

Bless your heart

16.07.2025 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anybody got video/audio of that?

16.07.2025 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

absolutely the coolest way to win an all-star game, just have the biggest dude mash some bombs and go home

16.07.2025 03:55 — 👍 70    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Head Start will be cut off for immigrants without legal status, Trump administration says The Trump administration says it will restrict immigrants in the country illegally from enrolling in Head Start, a federally funded preschool program.

Only a real man has the courage to kick the brown 3-year-olds out of pre-K apnews.com/article/trum...

11.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 761    🔁 232    💬 24    📌 15
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Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.

BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.

🧵

11.07.2025 16:27 — 👍 14694    🔁 4896    💬 734    📌 903

As I've been saying for years, people want to deport the "bad ones" and let the "good ones" stay, and their views on what that means as a policy measure have not developed any further than that. Which is why the Trump admin going hard on quotas and rounding up gardeners is going over so poorly.

11.07.2025 17:03 — 👍 467    🔁 92    💬 22    📌 3

I found this too but wasn't confident enough to publish it here, but now there's confirmation I'm happy to see.

to be clear there is NO reason this video should or would legitimately be imported into Premiere if it was "raw" as the FBI claims

11.07.2025 17:46 — 👍 107    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

It's funny that LEO's can arrest a reputed crime boss with underlings ready to murder from one of the 5 families bold and bare faced.

But bringing in Abuelita Guadalupe who sells tortillas outside of church on Sunday is just way too risky.

09.07.2025 17:15 — 👍 1810    🔁 614    💬 27    📌 13

Noem recently said "The federal government doesn't do the disaster relief, the states do."

She doesn't know what the "F" stands for in FEMA.

Because she doesn't know what the "F" she's doing.

11.07.2025 02:15 — 👍 9017    🔁 2206    💬 283    📌 117

dear God 😆

11.07.2025 05:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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