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@sarcastrix.bsky.social

Attorney. Chemist. Former ballerina. Occasional dinosaur. The opposite of despair is not hope, it's action. Don't believe everything you think.

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He seems to be very successful at hunting. Look at that belly!
My fat cat zombie also used this position for hunting. We called it attack position alpha.

23.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eschew carbonated beverages.
Except maybe beer.

21.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2.54 cm/in is pretty close to 2.5!

19.02.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're pretty great in concert, too.

17.02.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good eye for details!

16.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did mean to not trust AI summaries. What was your bs detector pinging on?

16.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad she's ok and hope you can catch up on some sleep.

16.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, don't trust it even if it sounds really good.
Verify everything independently.
Yes, that means it doesn't really save as much time as is claimed.

16.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ihope the person at the hospital is ok?

15.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess she's ignoring the TPUSA guy who just pleaded guilty to voter fraud.

15.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud | Arizona Mirror Austin Smith election fraud guilty plea: Former GOP Rep admits forging 100+ signatures on ballot petitions in Arizona

Quick reminder about voter fraud in Arizona:

Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud

azmirror.com/briefs/turni...

15.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

A jury refused to indict? Horrible.

11.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to support an author. Bought the first in the series!

11.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe mine was The Adventures of the Little Prince.

10.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too many Nurembergs to happen at once!

10.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BTW, it was definitely not 30 years ago that he was popular and anyone who says differently needs to shut that pie hole.

10.02.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GenX, man.

10.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What pisses me off is when I spell it right and autocorrect fucks it up by changing it to the wrong one!

10.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will also warn you away right now from the subway pretzel sticks. Abomination.

07.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It smacks of people defending game of thrones misogyny by saying it was historically accurate. Really? Back when they had dragons and shadow babies?

06.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 32207    πŸ” 13840    πŸ’¬ 590    πŸ“Œ 1603

Stomach turning.
If you ever wondered what you would be doing in 1939 Germany, the answer is this: what you're doing right now.

04.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Current ear worm…

03.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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#memes

03.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chengyu Library Chengyu bedtime stories

If you're looking for short night time stories, might I suggest chengyulibrary.com/today?

04.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your middle is awesome.

04.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Body camera won't help. They're already shameless and brazen while being filmed.
But not requiring judiciary warrants? Bullshit.

03.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the current equivalent of "don't trust anyone over 30?"

02.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a big basket.

31.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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