Nathaniel Downes

I thought the same, while also going "B-b-but, I'm a writer..." in a sobbing voice.

Nicola Caputo is an Italian politician, on checking

Salvadore Nuara is a former NYPD detective who worked prostitution cases.

Leonov is a notable Russian family, with a notable cosmonaut and author as members. I have not heard of a member named Leonic, but it is not outside of the realm of possibility.

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Okay then everyone, Senator Thune has picked full dissolution

Considering my niece did not have any kids before she died that I am aware of, doubt your grandmother is in my photo.

It can drop to $0.00000000001 and rival the Iranian Rial

the ONION Friday, Februnry 3, 1984 AMERICA'S FINEST NEWS SOURCE SO CENTS Congress Approves Orbiting Homeless Incinerator WASHINGTON, Thursday. Congress approved DC-on 'This Is a charged-particle beam will President Reagan's request to then shoot down from space. fund a $17.9 billion orbiting homeless incinerator, capping transient to a small pile of years of intense lobbying for America, ash. efforts on the part of the pres- The HE lI, once operational. ident. Reagan Says will be able to incinerate up to The plutonium-fueled, satel- 600 homeless adults or 750 USA lite-guided Homeless-Elimi- homeless children per hour. natronic ll space incinerator is scheduled for completion in December 1986, when it will be launched and deployed to its initial position 600 miles above the Bronx. "This is a great day for America," Reagan said at a White House press conference. "Finatly, our defense industry is working in concert with our welfare system." The HE Il will use bigh-tech locators 10 pinpoint homeless Americans. A razor-thin At that rate, the problem of American homelessness will be solved in less than two months. Thereafter, the unit will remain active for preemptive incinerations 只 newly diagnosed schizophren-tes and teenage runaways. A drawing of the proposed weapon ag

David Axelrod: Democrats should not run a campaign on defunding or abolishing the orphan-crushing machine.

Also, exactly 42 years ago today:

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.

Photo of William Shakespeare captioned "The Lady doth protest too much, methinks"

This Child Accurately Describes the U.S. Today

From the Mouths of Babes

Minneapolis inspires protest songs, from The Boss to Billy Bragg Billy Bragg, who just wrote and released the song “City of Heroes,” talks with the Monitor about the impact of protest songs.

I spoke to the Christian Science Monitor about my song of solidarity for the resistors of Minneapolis

www.csmonitor.com/USA/2026/013...

DHS per a few people I know on the ground there.

First one I ever played. The others feel a bit too normal by comparison.

They better hope the Adjuster doesn't come out of hiding.

YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts A Defendant Stupidly Interrupting His Lawyer's Closing Remarks

The real life version of this;
youtube.com/shorts/i1n3S...

Slate Slate Auto | The Customizable EV That Works for You

Meet the Slate, exactly that kind of car, well, truck, due out next year;
www.slate.auto/en

btw the 'things i need to save up for' is now a degree 😂✌️💃 ganba student-me in the year 2026!

Tell me you have no idea what the 92 LA riots were like without saying it...

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

a painting of a man in a striped jacket and tie ALT: a painting of a man in a striped jacket and tie

There is another way...

I really don't visit this site as often as I do Threads, and I really should. The content here is less ragebait.

It strikes me that the main reason I use Threads more is just the position of the like button.

YouTube video by City Speaks Circus Circus: The ONLY Casino Keeping Vegas Alive

Reminds me of this video;
youtu.be/z7_-D7oZSTk?...

Just watched this, and... hell yeah!!!

McDonnell

Paintball is an option. Requires the honor system, mind you.