The Worst Chris

His entire personality is tied up in that shirt.

There's a guy at my job, wearing a shirt that says PURE ALPHA and I wanna tell him I have the same one and we should coordinate, so we can match one day.

Passerby, walking her dog near our set yesterday.

Her "Hey, are you guys filming a movie?"

Me "Yeah."

Her "What kind of movie?"

Me "Rom com."

Her "They gay?"

Me "The characters?"

Her "Yeah."

Me "No."

Her "Pfft."

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I feel the same way about the overreaction to Bud Light. They weren't dog-whistling to the trans community. They were promoting their product.

Corporations are into making money, not dog-whistling, especially to white supremacy.

I don't care if this is an unpopular opinion. Touch grass, with love.

I spent the last week watching everyone flip out over the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle jean ad and it's exactly that. Nothing more, nothing less. It's an ad.

To me, the outage looks like a bunch of wannabe content creators looking for something to be pressed about.

I ordered 2 lemonades today from 2 different places and they were both awful. Can we stop with these bullshit artisan lemonade?

"Oh, this is WE Make them."

Stop. It's lemonade. It's sour and sweet. That's it.

After experiencing my wife's masseuse, I'm considering whatever she's doing in there cheating.

Posting the best vampire in cinema history.

I've been hearing parents say they can't bring their kids to see Superman because they don't want to explain what a harem is lol

I recently realized if Mary Swanson married Lloyd Christmas, she would've been Mary Christmas.

I was reminded of this short-lived gem tonight. HAPPY! Chris Meloni as unhinged as ever with a cartoon sidekick voiced by Patton Oswalt.

I hope everyone who said they were boycotting the new Superman movie enjoys the new Superman movie this weekend.

People think I'm a really nice guy until I have to push a cart in Costco.

On the brink of World War 3 and people still complaining about Superman's suit.

I met Lloyd Kaufman a few days ago btw

2019 hated good shows.

4 great tv series with no more than 2 seasons

I hope they give Jared Leto a skeleton face for 100% of the Masters of the Universe movie. That way, it'll be easier for audiences to digest when they replace him in the sequel with Bill Skarsgard.

4 favourite Tom Hanks movies

Fun fact: the actor leaning up against the wall in the "try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot" scene is Mitch Cohen and he was the original Toxic Avenger.

It's been a good 25 years since I've seen this movie, but it's one of those flicks nobody talks about or I ever see for sale. I may seek that one out today!

I'm on Bluesky, of course I have a male massuese.

Me, from the lobby to my masseuse as he walks into the office.

"What asshole made us come in at 8am?"

I'm so old, I remember when Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande started dating and I was like, "Who's Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande?"

4 favourite Kurt Russell movies

My Grandma, who is a 89-year-old, super Christian-Conservative white woman told me Trump is an idiot today.

She never talks like that. My mind was blown!

Judging by his performance in Blue Mountain State, I'm inclined to get behind this.

Well, this aged well. Just like my dude, James Marsden.

I like that we are getting 3 blue X-Men characters in the new Avengers movie because Fox refused to have Beast AND Mystique together in the first film.

They thought it would be too confusing for audiences.

26 years later, and we have all 3 in a multiverse movie.

Fox did James Marsden dirty. I hope they bring him back (at least one more time) and give him this suit.