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@freetobedeaddove.bsky.social

No minors, I’m very dead dove. Still obsessed with TMA (JonElias specifically). 30+ years old.

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You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

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the academics at the beach

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VERY IMPORTANT BIRD FACT: the collective noun for a group of penguins on land is a "waddle". A WADDLE.

09.11.2025 10:59 — 👍 28    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1
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NNN Prompt#1: Lachlann or Oskar dry humping Ed’s leg

ok it's more like Ed is rubbing Lach's bulge with his foot but it's still dry and humping-related

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I love everything about this entire escapade

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These guys are all over the East Coast of the US and they make great terrarium pets. a little dirt, a little eggshell, a little veggie scraps, they will have babies and show you lots of shell pattern variation

09.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 9    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
1594. Two peasants congregate outside the Globe Theatre. One points to it and asks "do you wanna see the new Shakespeare?" The other says "nah...too tired to pay attention. Need something lighter." The two watch a nearby puppet show entitled "Shakespeare!!! Funny Falstaff Clips."

1594. Two peasants congregate outside the Globe Theatre. One points to it and asks "do you wanna see the new Shakespeare?" The other says "nah...too tired to pay attention. Need something lighter." The two watch a nearby puppet show entitled "Shakespeare!!! Funny Falstaff Clips."

09.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 2027    🔁 324    💬 14    📌 6

Abruptly hit with the vision of Basira "loves gossip" Hussein, mid s4, few drinks in, leaning towards Jon (also few drinks in), Daisy between them, going: "so i know you don't do the whole fucking thing, but did you actually have this whole affair with Elias or-" only for jon to choke on his drink;;

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Caught under the Holy Matron's gaze, the demoness finds herself frozen, her voice caught in her throat.

#art #ocs

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Doodle #odyssey

09.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 318    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 0

New favorite addition to the local bird mural

08.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 68    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0
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Photo Study

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the sea god. Like the soil goddess, he can grant wishes for a price but only to sea creatures

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the horror of clarity 🫣

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prometheus from hit game hades ii pounds melinoe from behind on top of mount olympus

prometheus from hit game hades ii pounds melinoe from behind on top of mount olympus

pounded by prometheus 🦅

(this was sponsored! and thank god, NEW COLORS TO USE)
#hades2

09.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 1744    🔁 244    💬 10    📌 1

I liked how visceral and yucky the dismembering body parts stuff was in Frankenstein 2025. Sawing through a fleshy leg. The sounds ahshfniekakahd. HORRID

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Broke: making fake Spanish words by adding -o
Woke: making fake English words by subtracting the terminal vowel

08.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 25    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 2
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lmao

07.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 559    🔁 159    💬 40    📌 40

i truly believe teaching kids to swear properly and express their feelings through carefully crafted verbiage is healthy, especially compared to the alternatives puritan culture encourages

plus they’ll be the envy of the schoolyard. it’s a guaranteed cool kid pass through at least 6th grade

08.11.2025 13:02 — 👍 55    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 1

Absolutely WILD that the development of sofrware proceeded with so little heed to record-keeping that 52 year old source code is a major archaeological trove that requires special tools to gain access to, like it's a treasure room in a sealed royal tomb from 3500 years ago.

08.11.2025 12:34 — 👍 530    🔁 166    💬 29    📌 3

This sounds like the premise of a horror game. Like you get with 10 feet of an enemy and they turn and smile at you

08.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 348    🔁 74    💬 25    📌 1
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

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The Archivist will see you now

#art #tma

08.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 177    🔁 31    💬 1    📌 0
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they have cat and puppy vibes

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Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this.

To ICE: "You can repent"

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two clip studio models side by side, the female one is practically dick sucking height of the male one

two clip studio models side by side, the female one is practically dick sucking height of the male one

mel is So Fucking Small

08.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 344    🔁 3    💬 7    📌 0

example of how young leftist cishet white men are problematic:

at the airport prepared for three weeks abroad

me: blue hair yellow coat hot pink pants

mother: orange hair orange coat

brother: every single man you have ever seen, in shades of brown & brownish green

I've lost him 3x already

08.11.2025 08:52 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

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