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✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
09.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 1875 🔁 376 💬 39 📌 23"You'll pay to know what you really think!"
08.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have never heard of anything like this it sounds hella weird, I'd just have lemon ginger tea with honey
07.11.2025 07:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(Rookie ESPN NFL highlights announcer trying at the last minute to come up with a new cool word to use for a jarring hit):
"Oh and he just CIRCUMCIZED him with that shot!"
Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness
05.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 6218 🔁 777 💬 45 📌 18
I don't think I've ever before seen a flight scheduled to arrive in the 3am hour. And the first time I see it, it's not at a major world airport but at a 3rd tier US airport? Is this really early or really late? Who is this for? Very weird.
05.11.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a challenge for 'Sonic Team': create a 'storyline' in which 'Sonic' becomes 'a paraplegic.' Imagine the drama of a vulnerable 'Sonic the Hedgehog' still, through sheer force of will, running at the speed of sound despite his handicap. I guarantee the world will be shocked, stunned, and moved.
03.11.2025 02:53 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0It's still fuck socal
02.11.2025 04:22 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me say on behalf of the world’s ‘cool people’ that all you ‘normies’ truly ‘suck.’ There is nothing remotely ‘charming’ or ‘rocking’ about you ‘dorky minivan types’ and your ‘beer’ and ‘barbecue.’ Here’s hoping the next ’t-bone’ you eat leaves you choking on your own excess. 'Die!’ 'Die!’ 'Die!’
02.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Gamers at sharks vs avs! first ever nhl game for the legends @contra.level1.tv @theythemme.level1.tv yungwaff & sooyoung
02.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
28.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 3671 🔁 904 💬 19 📌 42
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Despondent about Niners football
26.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 5286 🔁 564 💬 133 📌 47
Holy FUCK we actually won a game
24.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coast to coast and top shelf, where you at Danny Dangles @danfornace.bsky.social
22.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025 article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies title text: Secret Base presents The history of charging the mound An ongoing project by Jon Bois Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase
21.10.2025 16:58 — 👍 1897 🔁 211 💬 32 📌 38[steely dan voice] cocksucker - cocksucker deluxe
foxfucker - foxfucker for what
macadamiaaaaaa nuts, i, could, eat a whole, bunch of 'emmmm
[guitars]
Balls are the tits of the dick
10.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."
30.09.2025 01:15 — 👍 1278 🔁 308 💬 1 📌 1If you're going to feel sorry for anyone, it should be for geniuses like me. I know everything, l've been everywhere, I've 'fucked' 'everyone in the world,' and I've done countless 'things' that 'matter.' Now I'm bored. You know who ACTUALLY has it good? Idiots, for whom life is a wonderful mystery.
29.09.2025 02:12 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0It's just one of those days where you wake up and watch Koyaanisqatsi
16.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is still the funniest juke in the history of the NFL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkLD...
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