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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/

Two buff guys saying "Can we borrow a copy of the Prima Quest 64 guide" ours got wet

I live in Iowa, I'm pretty sure if I call my senators Kim reynolds will poison the water further and demand that I be replaced instead

What is this project exactly, is it a full remake or an in between thing using some decomp stuff?

RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar WASHINGTON—In a stunning shake-up that has sent shock waves through a department already roiled by upheaval, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that he had fir...

RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar

There's a Hole Over There

yeah, we're still potentially fucked in another way because of this which is very cool

It's complicated for me because on one hand I live in Iowa and rely on EBT, and Iowa's government is so cruel they just let the water give people cancer
But on the other, god it was nice seeing Dems not be spineless for once

Sometimes I wish I wasn't easily amused, I should be watching something that doesn't suck ass
But yeah no like this show is just so much more mean spirited than I remembered.
It's just stereotypes and misogyny with almost no punchline, it's crazy to go back to cuz like, man this is lazy

Oh yeah like there's a ton of really good bits, the problem is you have to sit through 18,000 repeats of the same exact "what if woman...but fat and like food" jokes to get to them and it's just painful
But I keep watching because the promise of that one singular good joke keeps me occupied

I need to stop watching family guy as if I'm gonna get anything out of it, every joke feels like it was either written by hitler or referencing one guy's singular experience that's meant to somehow be perceived as universally relatable

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/

Very cool that the supreme court is able to just say "fuck you, starve" with no consequences
Super normal country

No but seriously these bad boys have been my favorite headphones for almost 10 years now, god bless em

in this 273 hour video essay, I will be explaining why the Sony MDR-7506 is the greatest pair of headphones ever released
Chapter 1: performance with depressive symphonic blackened sludgecore with elements of free jazz

mama mia, as they say over there

When you fart but your pants get heavier

Have you not seen what cops have been doing in this country since forever?

Well I'm glad you got it working! It happens to the best of us in one way or another

What's going on with linux mint where you could possibly have an issue with git????

The fun part is when the thing in question is a really simple fix that you spend all day trying to figure out
Still feels great at the end of the day

Weirdly I never have issues with bluetooth
I'm running off a bluetooth adapter I got off aliexpress for $1 and just use fucking uhhhhh xone and xpadneo, zero issues. I feel blessed because I've heard others having issues lmao

figuring shit out is the fun part
It's a lot more fun and engaging than troubleshooting on windows

The only good one of these is the german movie, The Golden Glove, specifically because they make the guy as ugly and despicable as humanly possible and I think that's the only acceptable way to go about it

This is the first I've heard of it
Why do we need so many dramatizations of real life serial killers when we have perfectly good horror villains vaguely inspired by them already

FUCK YEAH DICK CHENEY DIED

good job, judge, you allowed them to still fucking starve us!!! Your did it!!11!2

Very cool that US Judges seemingly refuse to do anything but make pathetic compromises with this administration, even when it involves starvation
Fucking half of my god damn food payments this month, and still delayed. Fucking scum

your wife left me and took her kids