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Bet they're made like fucking shit and don't even last long enough to justify them even being like $50, too. Sonic the hedgehog will always disappoint me, I hate that little fucker

Can't believe I considered looking into sonic timbs for about 5 minutes only to find out they're like $500
Capitalism is an insane fucking thing and anyone who seriously engages in this kind of shit is a god damn idiot lol

The way midwestern red states are just actively dismissed as "flyover states" has really put us in a situation where we're effectively isolated by everyone and left to suffer on our own I feel

Not feeling great about "activists" from other part of the country seemingly unaware or ignoring that Iowa passed something called the fucking Civil Rights Removal act early this year and how I have to seemingly go out of my way to find out what awful things are happening in my state lol

they should make silicone that's the exact opposite of medical grade

The American mind can't fathom taxes going towards the government providing things for people

Bottom Slippy

god I didn't even consider this and this is probably true

why does every metalcore band I've ever heard sound like the approximation of commercially safe metal instead of... metallic hardcore
like what's going on there

Nofap guys are gonna be in for an awakening once the cum they've been holding in for jesus won't stop the oncoming train that is prostate cancer

2 million is a horrifying number still

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...

my neck skin is loosening the older I get and I fear I will look like trans mitch mcconal one day

Butt rock is awesome because it sucks ass but technically has a direct lineage from hardcore punk to whatever abomination they decided to create with the second wave of grunge

My favorite thought experiment right now is pretending that Nickelback is a hardcore punk band purely because they're post-grunge which is an offshoot of sludge metal which is an offshoot of hardcore punk and therefore Nickelback has a direct lineage there and therefore

You're telling me the nasally voiced vtuber who made a song called "twitch is hentai" is now pretending he has a single briancell and people are just not questioning the validity of his supposed expertise? That guy? We're just accepting that that's a thing?

I'm still recovering from obtaining the information that Nux Taku is pretending to be an expert political analyst now
Why are these very specific types of greasy sweaty gamer pretending to be experts on politics now

Meme shows Beigis as "average police addict" With quotes like "They're totally safe" "Spends half the city budget on police" "I just need 5 or 6 more cops I swear it'll stop crime"

They're defending the zero effort torment nexus so it's fitting

I think we should ban men
Just ban em until they 100% prove they can behave towards women

had myself a little derechto moment earlier

two people can be awful at once

They're putting Ozzy Ozbourne's body in the contraption to create Doom Metal 2

And he's just a general war criminal
He is a monster like every other president, epstein list or not

ourple

The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall

i thought it was just a hang out i swear

Like I use fuck as a filler word IRL
That's genuinely just a thing

people that joke about hazbin hotel having "too much swearing" would probably die of a heart attack if they watched trailer park boys
I haven't seen hazbin hotel myself, but that's such a bizarre thing to complain about lol. Like what are you, a 9 year old tattletale, what is this

Step on a cop's foot? 10 billion hours in jail