@townguard.bsky.social evil ruffians absconded with my mushroom. They were atleast 3 apples tall and had pointed ears (not pointing fingers)
18.09.2025 09:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Jebediah
18.09.2025 09:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Not particularly fond of elves
18.09.2025 09:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The mushrooms of the enchanted forest are a pathway to abitilies many consider too cool for you to have.....
05.09.2025 16:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
My condolences. I was once tricked by a particularly attractive squirrel....
05.09.2025 13:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They got me! Big scary spiders :(
30.07.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm on an adventure into the caves below my village. Wish me luck!
28.07.2025 02:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Can confirm, this was my idea
19.07.2025 03:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unfortunately, billions must try
14.07.2025 22:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We're gnoming around big time over here!
11.06.2025 02:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I like your thinking!
03.03.2025 01:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Now that I've returned from the heavens, I believe that some changes within the village are in order!
31.01.2025 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'll be honest, I believe these divines have given me the slip. I don't think they care one bit about the enchanted forest!
27.01.2025 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My goodness.... The heavens are beautiful! I can see why the gods never do anything!
26.01.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hello my friends! You can now find GnomeBeard in the sky too! A terrifying notion if I were not so jolly. I shall endeavour to find my enchanted compatriots right away!
25.01.2025 20:46 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0
I guard the town. Yes, yes, I know. You're the chosen hero of the ancient prophecy, but thou art going to be searched like any other wayfarer.
This one time in band camp...
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