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We are a tabloid serving the denizens of The Empire and The Enchanted Forest and their environs.

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Horses Weekly:

03.04.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

03.04.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

03.04.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text above reads: THE HORRORS ARE NEVER ENDING
A green toad sits among fleshy mounds and tubes covered in countless eyes and gibbering mouths while above them glows a crimson sky.
Text below reads: YET I REMAIN SILLY

Text above reads: THE HORRORS ARE NEVER ENDING A green toad sits among fleshy mounds and tubes covered in countless eyes and gibbering mouths while above them glows a crimson sky. Text below reads: YET I REMAIN SILLY

28.03.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Horses Weekly:

27.03.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

27.03.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

27.03.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

27.03.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My moths require new lamps...๐Ÿง™

25.03.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 26.03.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EVERYONE LOOK

26.03.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Their number grows.

26.03.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Summer the human holds up a box cutter. Looks like sheโ€™s ready to cut a bitch

Summer the human holds up a box cutter. Looks like sheโ€™s ready to cut a bitch

Who up studying the blade?
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk

26.03.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ive tried height potion to get taller, explosion potion to blow up Keebler trees, instant bake potion to skip baking and none of them worked !

26.03.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Selling magick back to the Enchanted Forest, what a grande idea... next stop: a shipment of ice to the Inuit people.

24.03.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hello... BWAHAHAHA!

26.03.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

26.03.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For our Horses Weekly feature we have committed a Picrew:

20.03.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Horses Weekly:

20.03.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

20.03.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horses Weekly:

20.03.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A happy little green tree frog with a red bow on it's head.

A happy little green tree frog with a red bow on it's head.

I got you this. It's a small friend. Take it with you, and it will protect you against most evil spells and curses.

19.03.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of Jorge's grapes have just grown legs and marched out of his front door.

19.03.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

acrab includes horseshoes

18.03.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 194    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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there were ten of us when we left to forage this morning but only six made it back, four gnomies were eaten by a carnivorous ent :(

18.03.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems like it should be statistically impossible for every one of my followers to be so gods damned sexy, but here we are

18.03.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will choose 1 lucky fan to accompany me into the mist

17.03.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Butthole Surfers - Who Was In My Room Last Night?
YouTube video by ButtholeSurfersVEVO Butthole Surfers - Who Was In My Room Last Night?

I'm flying ilu ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

youtu.be/IRbAxhTNkBY?...

18.03.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Still from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi showing a dying Yoda reclined in his head looking off

Still from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi showing a dying Yoda reclined in his head looking off

when I hear my cats knocking something down but the edible has me

18.03.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1354    ๐Ÿ” 210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Has anyone looked at the gyre lately? I swear it's widening

18.03.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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